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Gotta love those Marines!!!
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BeatDragon Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 7:47 AM EST
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US Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other
day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him
concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of
alltime.
It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a
female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you
going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible,isn't
it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but
you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the
Marines.
Robby Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 7:54 AM EST
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! GOOD ONE!
Spiny Norman Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 8:29 AM EST
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Robby Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 9:19 AM EST
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Spiney, did you get beatup a lot as a kid?
Spiny Norman Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 9:25 AM EST
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Nah, It was too easy to convince the bullies to beat up on each other.


(Truth is, I think they got off on that close physical contact with another male.)
Robby Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 9:27 AM EST
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heh, I'm not buyin what you're selling dude, I think you got beat like a pinata!
Spiny Norman Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 9:42 AM EST
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Sorry to disapoint ya Robby.
BeatDragon Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 12:25 PM EST
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It wasnt the bully's Spiny had to watch out for, he was to busy hiding. Its the chicks that beat him.

I bet you narced on every one too
Spiny Norman Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 12:38 PM EST
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Yet another loosing bet.

Oh and by the way Beat...............





IT'S AN URBAN LEGEND!

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

You guys are the poster children for the hopelessly Gullible. Do yourselves a favor and stay away from used car lots, infomercials and carnival midways. };->
cwilhelmi Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 12:42 PM EST
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too funny Spiny, touché for sure!
BeatDragon Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 12:44 PM EST
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Are those your former jobs?

Im sorry Spiny, I dont have time to up on all this trivial Urban ledgend, cigar bid post,BS. I have a life and things like this just slip past me I guess. Im sorry that I wated your precious time so that you had to read that twice.

Must be tough having to live up to your own standards.
Spiny Norman Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 1:05 PM EST
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"""Are those your former jobs?""

If they were, I would have been able to retire off the likes of you.

"""Im sorry Spiny, I dont have time to up on all this trivial Urban ledgend, cigar bid post,BS. I have a life and things like this just slip past me I guess."""

I see you don't let that stop you from passing off useless tall tales as facts.

"""Im sorry that I wated your precious time so that you had to read that twice. """

It's OK, your forgivin. Now try and use that search feature next time. The Good people of Cigarbid must have put it there for a reason.

"""Must be tough having to live up to your own standards. """

It's a struggle at times but I manage. Thank you for your concern.
BeatDragon Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 1:07 PM EST
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Your welcome
Robby Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 1:09 PM EST
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Like a piniata...
BeatDragon Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 1:21 PM EST
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hehehehehehe
Spiny Norman Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 1:34 PM EST
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Way to go Robby!

You have since forgotten how to spell a word you successfully negotiated just a few hours ago. (P-I-N-A-T-A).

(I think your Ritalin is wearing off.)
Robby Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 1:39 PM EST
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The more you talk, the more you reinforce my point! I love it!
BeatDragon Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 2:00 PM EST
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He'll never get it Robby
Spiny Norman Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 2:05 PM EST
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"""The more you talk, the more you reinforce my point! I love it! """

You have a point?

Quick! Someone call the Pope!

I think Hell just froze over!
BeatDragon Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 2:08 PM EST
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Is there an echo in here?
Spiny Norman Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 2:34 PM EST
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"""Is there an echo in here?"""

$%#@, Beatdragon fell in!

Robby, you can't stop short like that without giving him some warning! Come on man, It's not like you did'nt know he was back there.

Poor Beat. What a sad way to go.

LMAO!
BeatDragon Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 2:48 PM EST
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YIKES!
Relagated to potty humor! For shame, Spiny, for shame. One would think that in doin so you would be comprimising the high standard to which you aspire.
The echo to which I was referring, was your insistance in echoing what others say, much like a trained circus animal looking for a tasty treat.
Robby Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 2:52 PM EST
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Well thankfully we have a democratic system, (not thankful for democrats)... AND! SPINEY! YOU'RE IN THE MINORITY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BeatDragon Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 2:52 PM EST
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Here is the g I forgot in the last post..

carry on.
Spiny Norman Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 3:32 PM EST
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"""YIKES! Relagated to potty humor! For shame, Spiny, for shame. One would think that in doin so you would be comprimising the high standard to which you aspire. """

And this is the thanks I get for dumbing down for my opponant.

""The echo to which I was referring, was your insistance in echoing what others say, much like a trained circus animal looking for a tasty treat."""

Putting your words in my post like this is done to help you follow along. (Your musings are often scattered and incoherant. It helps to organize these things.)

"""Well thankfully we have a democratic system, (not thankful for democrats)... AND! SPINEY! YOU'RE IN THE MINORITY!!!!!!!!!!!! """"

OH NO! Robby, are you voting me off the forums? I think my heart is breaking!

No.......wait a minute......................that was just gas from the cheeseburger I had for lunch
Robby Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 3:54 PM EST
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""""""""""""""""""""""And this is the thanks I get for dumbing down for my opponant.""""""""""""""""""""""

I'm sensing a superior attitude here. Spiney, are you a mensa member? Do you have some astronomical IQ? Are you a self made millionaire? Or are you implying by virtue of the fact that you're a liberal, that you're clearly smarter? I believe the statistics would bear out the exact opposite...

http://216.239.37.100/search?q=cache:_48hG4HmoHoC:plsc.uark.edu/arkpoll/fall99/download/party.rtf++%22average+democrat%22+education+pay+%22average+republican%22&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

Are you a CEO? or Independently wealthy and therefore no longer working? How did you make your millions?

Pray tell, just how smart and successful are you? Or could it be that you are in fact, NOT as successful as many of your more conservative nemeses? I for one do quite well… I’m detecting a hint of jealousy here (which will be denied in typical knee-jerk fashion)

Oh, by the way, you misspelled opponent! WHAT A MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WOOOOO WHO WHO WHO HEHEHEHE
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! MISSPELLED A SIMPLE WORD LIKE OPPONENT!!! CAN YOU BELIVE IT!!!!!!
Robby Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 4:26 PM EST
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uh huh, that's what I thought...
Robby Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Apr 23 2003, 5:36 PM EST
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CLEANUP ON ISLE 3!!
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