I was out at the local bar sporting my Smiley Guayabera Shirt (http://www.cigarsinternational.com/zstore/showitem.asp?k=M-CISHT2-B-XXL) with a few smokes in the pockets, and a guys stops me at the bar. There was a band playing so it was a bit loud, but the conversation goes as such...
Guy - Hey, whatta ya got for free samples for my buddy and I?
Me - Huh?
Guy - Free samples! You work for that Smiley Face company right?
Me - uhhh....yeah....right....ummm... How about you grab me a Guiness while I get you some free samples.
*I pull out 2 Trilogy cammies (http://www.cigarsinternational.com/zstore/Cs.asp?k=CS-T7), cut them, toasted the feet, and tossed them my box of CI matches.*
Guy - Thanks kid! These are the coolest looking cigars ever! Here's your Guiness. Where is this Cigars International anyway?
Me - Bethlehem PA
Guy - Awsome! We're from Allentown, we'll have to swing by and check it out.
Me - Alright guys, enjoy. Tell 'em Scott sent ya.
I know a real salesman wouldn't have asked for a beer... but that Guiness was delicious!
