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140 million Iraqis and 1 blonde
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#1 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2003, 4:44 AM EST
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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
Robby Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2003, 5:36 AM EST
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hehehehehehe
donutboy2000 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Apr 25 2003, 3:51 PM EST
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tarheel4lyf Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Apr 27 2003, 12:35 AM EST
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It is hard to find out whether or not a joke or something else like that may have already been posted at one time or another. Why must somebody always point out if it has and make some sorry comment? If you thought it was funnier the first time, then move on. I've heard it before, but I still think it is very funny. Geez.......some people just get off on making others look bad.
Robby Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Apr 27 2003, 5:28 AM EST
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Tar, I'm sure that's been said before. =:-o
heh, or at least muttered by me under my breath...
donutboy2000 Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Apr 27 2003, 7:50 PM EST
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Cello on or cello off?
Spiny Norman Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Apr 29 2003, 1:50 PM EST
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Tar,

Please don't take this personal. Some of us just feel that the search engine feature of this site is under utilized. (I'm sure C-bid put it there for a reason.)
By typing in...... "140 million",........ I found out that this joke had been posted not once but twice before.
(Hey, I love a good joke as much as the next guy, unfortunatly there aren't many that are funny on the 2nd telling.)
When I bring it up that something's been posted before, My goal is not to flame someone but to get them to research it before posting. I guess "tact" isnt something that I'm very good at
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#8 Posted: Tue, Apr 29 2003, 4:11 PM EST
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OKAY -

110 Million Iraqis and 2 Blondes .....

- and I'll type the rest VERY slow because I know you can't read that fast .....

p.s. Cigar Beetles .... anyone ever have any?
tarheel4lyf Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Apr 29 2003, 7:34 PM EST
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It's one thing if you are trying to find the answer to a question, or get some kind of advice, or something along those lines, but I know that I will not do a search every time I want to post a comment or a joke.
usahog Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Apr 29 2003, 7:55 PM EST
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Hell I've even posted some of my Jokes twice till Spiny cought me once LMAO!!!!!!!

but I'd do it again and possibly again... who knows other then me being Guilty as Sin for that matter!!!!!

btw what about them Over Bidders... don't they have the Gull to surf around for Prices before they place their bids and knock you off on a weekly closing out of your Checking account??? LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Boy's watch your Bidding this week!!!!! I like to do the Shuffle and the Swing Dance!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

Hog
E-Chick Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 7:22 AM EST
Joined: 06-15-2002
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Uh-Oh, Russ is on the prowl!

Better get my bidding finger ready!

Oh, and I've heard the joke...still funny!
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