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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 4:04 AM EST
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in keeping with the "perfume discussion", a discussion i never heard in my life from any gathering of men or women or both.

for the record, most of these are astringents and burn the raw flesh. an after shave cream like "kanon" is more soothing and you will still smell pretty.

anyone care to discuss under arm deodorant?
SteveR@CigarBid Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 4:48 AM EST
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Claiborne Sport for men
Old Spice Mountain Rush

:)
jreddoch Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 5:06 AM EST
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Scott Tissue. It's like John Wayne, rough and tough and don't take no ****.
plabonte Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 6:26 AM EST
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What ever the wife buys is fine. Actually don't know what it is. And for the record I'm a folder and not a crumpler.
Robby Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 6:45 AM EST
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I use that rock thingie. I'm not sure what it's called, but it's a mineral they mine right out of the ground. All they do is shape it. You wet it and rub it on the pitts and viola. Other products give me problems.
BeatDragon Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 6:49 AM EST
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T/P... National Inquirer
Pit stuff...Clorox
RDC Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 6:56 AM EST
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Corn Cobs and the Sears Catalog are good old stand-bys.

A bay leaf under the arm according to George Carlin works too.
E-Chick Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 7:11 AM EST
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Rick, I'm glad to see that you are expanding your horizons and at least have an openmind regarding my cologne/parfum thread so as to bring up your own discussion of toilet paper...

Thanks for bringing it to MY attention...this is a subject that I'VE never heard discussed among anyone...

I thought I'd see some pinecones and dried leaves along with the proverbial corncobs here...I much prefer not to discuss such topics...narrowminded, I guess...but if you insist...

BTW, I like parfum vs. eau de toilet (how's that for a segue?) spray or other alcohol based perfumes...
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 7:46 AM EST
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Robby

it took me a minute to realize what the stone was for. had my ass worried.
usahog Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 8:22 AM EST
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I like two-ply and not picky on the brand... after so many years in the military coming across a roll of two-ply makes for a good day... every roll I've ever seen in the many country's who even have toilets or paper... it's always the one-ply and sometimes the finger wave while whipping...

now think about this one... the Military always purchases their toilet paper from the lighthouse for the blind... how the hell do they know for sure there are 240 sheets to a roll?

Hog
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 8:24 AM EST
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E-CHICK

actually it is a subject of minimum discussion when i am in vegas. i always use a toilet in any hotel toby and i walk through, either to gamble a little or to see what the new hotel is like. since we go regularly every three months and spend two weeks there, we have time, not only to wander and wonder, visit the new hotels that they build for us so we are not bored by the same old stuff, but time enough to find the only pizza place in vegas that makes good old new york white pizza, the bakery that makes cannolis, the fast food place that imports it's meat from the bronx and makes matzoh ball soup with matzoh balls made with seltzer so they expand in cooking to the size of tennis balls and taste like eating a jewish cloud, the place that makes nathan's criss-cross fries, a place to sit at any time under the freemont street experience and watch the shows, and a very nice little town, green valley, 20 minutes outside of vegas proper that has a palace station that is like vegas was 20 years ago. machines that do pay a little, dealers that speak english and chat with the players.

most hotels are facades, designed to draw you to them, like a hooker with a skimpy outfit. only the bellagio has the nerve to charge $10.00 for a short stack and $15.00 for bacon and eggs. only at arizona charlie's can you find fixodent in the gift and sundry shop, or watch a spouse give her mate a shot of insulin while they are playing slots, AC is for the older locals in vegas. 90 % of the parking lot is for handicapped parking.

back to the toilet paper. a hotel with any kind of class, uses two ply soft paper. the mind set of the owners of a classless hotel,is get the money as fast as possible. skip where you can. cut the drinks, spin the roulete wheel 15 times an hour instead of the normal 13. single deck blackjack at the $25.00 table only, and use the cheapest toilet paper possible.

the difference between a hooker with or without clean underwear.

when toby and i cruised alaska on the holland america line, there were warm towels in all the public rest rooms. none of the othr lines we cruised thought about that. that is class.
Mr.Mean Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 8:43 AM EST
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All that French talk makes me wonder....
Lowman Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 9:09 AM EST
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You guys USE something !?!?!?!?

Hmmmm... no wonder no one ever wants to shake my hand...

Low
jjohnson28 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 9:21 AM EST
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Kleenex brand double rolls.Charmin gives me klingons and tears to easily.
lenny4z Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 9:44 AM EST
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The best I've found is Charmin Plus with aloe. It came very highly recommended from a friend's client - a gay men's association. If anyone would know TP, I would think they would. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

And for those of you that have never seen a conversation about TP, here's a link to a site with TP reviews: http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Plys/results.html
alsant Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 9:48 AM EST
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USE THE THREE FINGER METHOD AND DON`T FORGET TO WASH AFTER.
efm Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 9:57 AM EST
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Don't need toilet paper if you have a Bad Frog. Works great and cheaper than Charman. You can even smoke them later--the flavor doesn't change. That's why people in the know always keep a box (or 50 boxes) of Bad Frogs in the bathroom.
usahog Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 9:59 AM EST
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LMAO @ efm!!!!!!!!!

Hog
Robby Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 2:00 PM EST
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Thanks Rick, I really needed a good laugh after today. Tough day, good laugh :-D
Robby Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 2:00 PM EST
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Thanks Rick, I really needed a good laugh after today. Tough day, good laugh :-D
cwilhelmi Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, May 1 2003, 2:17 PM EST
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I guess you really did need it Robby!! ;-)
SteveS Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, May 2 2003, 5:00 AM EST
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Nothing beats the Kirkland store-brand tp from Costco ... quality is as good as or better than anything else on the market and the price is by far the most favorable ... same thing with their paper towels ... a no-brainer decision, IMO
Charlie Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, May 2 2003, 6:46 AM EST
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Please don't squeeze the Charmin!!!

Charlie
choner Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, May 2 2003, 9:58 AM EST
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I use what's on sell at the local Albertson's. My ass is not a snob.

choner
eleltea Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, May 2 2003, 11:52 AM EST
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Rick, don't know about the cream, but you mentioning Kanon aftershave brought back itchy memories. Kanon was the last aftershave I used, about 40 years ago. It blew my face up big time. Found out I was a wuss in the scent dept. Can't tolerate very much of anything scented anywhere on me. Just so's I don't go around smelling like a goat eating kimchee all the time, I squirt a little Pierre Cardin on my t-shirt. Yeah, I know, it's not exzactly the latest thing.

Now I go around smelling like a goat eating kimchee wearing PC. Thanks for the memories, Rick.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, May 3 2003, 1:10 AM EST
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ELELTEA

shall i assume you do not want part of my 30 year old tube of kanon, with a funky / across the "o"?
E-Chick Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, May 3 2003, 2:52 PM EST
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RICK,

I've stayed at both the Sunset Station (2 mins from my dad's house in Henderson, or Green Valley as most like to call it) and the Fiesta Station.

The Sunset's casino and public areas are much nicer and airier compared to the Fiesta's.

The Fiesta's rooms are much nicer compared to the Sunset's.

Both have huge buffets with the standard fare.

Have you visited the Joker's Wild down there too? Not a big place. It's my step-mom's fav gambling spot...the buffet is not so great there, but they do make a mean prime rib.



[email protected] Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, May 3 2003, 5:09 PM EST
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Charmin Ultra ...


- with Aloe Vera ....

... cause I'm a sensitive type of guy ...
jgjam Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, May 3 2003, 9:31 PM EST
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But the important questions remain unanswered...

1) Fold or wad?

2) Replace paper to pull over the top of the roller or from the bottom

LOL!

John
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#30 Posted: Sun, May 4 2003, 2:28 AM EST
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E-Chick

i don't know what the palace station we go to, is called . i didn't know there were two in that area. we go to the one in green valley (henderson). we used to stay at the budget suites across from the fiesta on no. rancho until the carjacking incident.

i don't know if that is the fiesta you are refering to.

tell me where the joker's wild is locted, i hate to think i've missed a place.

the only thing i eat at the station in green valley is matzoh ball soup and hot corned beef on rye at the stage deli in the food court area.
E-Chick Offline
#31 Posted: Sun, May 4 2003, 7:30 PM EST
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RICK,

Go to www.jokerswildcasino.com

Jokers Wild Casino
920 North Boulder Highway
Henderson, NV 89015
Phone(702) 564-8100


Go to www.stationcasinos.com

I was talking about the Fiesta Henderson previously.

Palace Station, 2411 W. Sahara Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89102
Phone: (702) 367-2411

Boulder Station, 4111 Boulder Hwy, Las Vegas, NV 89121
Phone: (702) 432-7777

Sante Fe Station, 4949 N Rancho Dr, Las Vegas, NV 89130
Phone: (702) 658-4900

Texas Station, 2101 Texas Star Ln, North Las Vegas, NV 89032
Phone: (702) 631-1000

Sunset Station, 1301 W Sunset Rd, Henderson, NV 89014
Phone: (888) SUNSET9 or (888) 786-7389

Green Valley Ranch, 2300 Paseo Verde Parkway, Henderson, NV 89052
Phone: (866) STAYGVR, (866) 782-9487 or (702) 617-7777

Fiesta Henderson, 777 W Lake Mead Dr, Henderson, NV 89015
Phone: (888) 899-7770 or (702) 558-7000

Fiesta Rancho, 2400 N Rancho Drive, Las Vegas, NV 89130
Phone: (888) 899-7770 or (702) 631-7000

Wild Wild West, 3330 W Tropicana Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89103
Phone: (702) 740-0000

Barleys, 4500 E Sunset #30, Henderson, NV 89014
Phone: (702) 458-BREW or (702) 458-2739

HOPE THAT HELPS!

Since my dad passed in December, it's one of the few places that my step-mom still goes to. She has few friends in the area. I bet she'd meet you and Toby for lunch or dinner...what do ya think?

Oh, btw, back to the TP...I'm not sure what type Joker's Wild has...you can let me know. LOL!
rayder1 Offline
#32 Posted: Sun, May 4 2003, 9:47 PM EST
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With the size and gender tilt of my family...very large rolls of whatever Target has on sale is the best TP.

Folded is smoother...you just can't control the destination of a wad of TP.

Old Spice is great for daily use. Bath and Body works has great men's stuff for faces. Soap, after shave gel and cologne of the same scent are great for going out on the town.

The wife like Jean Paul Gaultierre eau de toilette. Has a Madonna (like the singer) looking bottle. Expensive as heck...but it is an aphrodisiac to me. Must be a pheremone trick.

Deodorant...Mitchum.

There...I feel as though I have contributed to a harmless, apolitical, non agressive, slam proof thread.
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