1. Author: Speyside | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 11:31AM EST | |
The people demanded it. |
2. Author: bgz | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 11:39AM EST | |
Are we voting for the cutest couple? |
3. Author: frankj1 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 11:56AM EST | |
when will the polls close, Spey? I have a bus load being held up at the border. |
4. Author: frankj1 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 11:57AM EST | |
anxiously awaiting the exit poll from da Potato Hills |
5. Author: DrafterX | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 11:59AM EST | |
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6. Author: Speyside | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 12:04PM EST | |
Frank, Jonsey is hard at work, they will be open as long as we need them to be. |
7. Author: DrafterX | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 1:13PM EST | |
Isn't it about time to close the polls..?? |
8. Author: delta1 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 1:42PM EST | |
Top of the ticket usually ensures a victory, especially in a lazy and poorly educated electorate. Preparing the ballot has its advantages... |
9. Author: tamapatom | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 2:00PM EST | |
Who promised to do nothing if elected? That's my vote.. |
10. Author: JadeRose | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 3:05PM EST | |
Had to go with Z and T. I've gobbled sausage with Tee and Z sends me special pictures |
11. Author: Hillbillyjosh770 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 3:12PM EST | |
Z and T making a pull for the top. |
12. Author: victor809 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 3:17PM EST | |
I thought they were both bottoms? |
13. Author: [email protected] | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 3:57PM EST | |
Bunch of fućkïng jomos. |
14. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 4:03PM EST | |
^ just teedubya and Victor.
Jj caught on to my ploy of nabbing the lgbt and German porn voters by tapping (cough) Victor for his ticket. |
15. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 4:04PM EST | |
I promise teedubya and my balls have never touched. |
16. Author: RMAN4443 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 4:13PM EST | |
ZRX1200 wrote:I promise teedubya and my balls have never touched. Nothing but Net...... |
17. Author: DrafterX | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 4:17PM EST | |
Jimmy..!! |
18. Author: delta1 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 5:19PM EST | |
dayum...all the pre-election polls showed Frank and Hank/Spey ahead...I heard that the electoral college votes haven't been tabulated yet...last minute gerrymandering going on...FnS still have a shot... |
19. Author: tamapatom | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 5:33PM EST | |
Who decides a tie? |
20. Author: DrafterX | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 5:44PM EST | |
I'm sensing some voter fraud happening here... TW was colluding with the Russians the other day.. |
21. Author: delta1 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 6:00PM EST | |
yah, and I think he and Z were drinking Stoli the last time they went camping... |
22. Author: tamapatom | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 6:08PM EST | |
Are all votes in yet? Is there going to be a runoff? Who will Jj and Victor endorse? |
23. Author: DrafterX | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 6:39PM EST | |
We obviously need to extend the polling time.. |
24. Author: gummy jones | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 6:51PM EST | |
I worry the current voting format is racist |
25. Author: frankj1 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 7:50PM EST | |
tamapatom wrote:Are all votes in yet? Is there going to be a runoff? Who will Jj and Victor endorse? don't know about you, but i had two runoffs already today. |
26. Author: frankj1 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 7:51PM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:I'm sensing some voter fraud happening here... TW was colluding with the Russians the other day.. something is definitely suspicious. I wasn't allowed to vote more than once. |
27. Author: jjanecka | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 7:57PM EST | |
I'm pretty sure Frank used illegal votes to skew the numbers. Once the electorate votes me in I will have a special committee appointed for voter fraud. |
28. Author: frankj1 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 8:02PM EST | |
oh, there's no need. I definitely did it.
Save the cbiidders money, let them put it toward better cigars.
hey, that's my new slogan! |
29. Author: Hillbillyjosh770 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 8:28PM EST | |
Already talking recounts. |
30. Author: Hillbillyjosh770 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 8:31PM EST | |
Free rides down to the river via monsta truck school bus.
Vote For Other!!!!
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31. Author: frankj1 | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 9:20PM EST | |
if it matters, Putin voted for Z...
just sayin' |
32. Author: Speyside | Date: Sat, 7/22/2017, 10:15PM EST | |
It's Jjan's hackers, but they aren't very good. If he had colluded with Russians instead of Scandinavians he would have won. But his bikini team is the best. |
33. Author: jjanecka | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 8:50AM EST | |
Victor and I did not collude with any hackers... |
34. Author: jjanecka | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 8:51AM EST | |
Did I meantion that Victor and I teamed up with jackconrad to distribute ICANDI girls to each man in the country. |
35. Author: victor809 | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 11:30AM EST | |
I heard drafter is having sex with frank. He's quoted as requesting an extended pole. |
36. Author: DrafterX | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 11:45AM EST | |
You sure think about gay-homo stuff alot... |
37. Author: Hillbillyjosh770 | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 11:56AM EST | |
Here we go again. |
38. Author: RMAN4443 | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 11:58AM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:You sure think about gay-homo stuff alot... Is there such a thing as Not gay-homo stuff |
39. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 5:20PM EST | |
My Little Ponies.
Victor is only into hetro relationships with them |
40. Author: frankj1 | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 5:31PM EST | |
congrats Z and TW. couldn't beat youse two even with all the undocumented votes we got.
If Spey and I can do anything to to aid your administration, we probably won't, but feel free to ask.
However, if the polls are still open, disregard the above. |
41. Author: Speyside | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 6:06PM EST | |
It isn't over yet, it appears a run off may be needed. Good work Jonsey. |
42. Author: tamapatom | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 6:22PM EST | |
What happens if "other" wins? |
43. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 6:22PM EST | |
Guess that Koch Bros $ didn't help enough. |
44. Author: Speyside | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 6:28PM EST | |
That was kind of a wash with Soros in our corner. |
45. Author: frankj1 | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 7:27PM EST | |
Victor may have been our Ralph Nader, but jjan might have been your Ross Perot |
46. Author: DrafterX | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 8:56PM EST | |
Looks like Frank is leaking again.. time to call it... |
47. Author: frankj1 | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 9:26PM EST | |
Drafter!
hey, did you distribute the cheese, or eat it?
call me on your new phone. |
48. Author: frankj1 | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 9:27PM EST | |
and did you mean leading,or was leaking the point? cuz both are correct. |
49. Author: DrafterX | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 9:41PM EST | |
Leading... Stupid phone... But no cheese for X... |
50. Author: frankj1 | Date: Sun, 7/23/2017, 10:09PM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:Leading... Stupid phone... But no cheese for X... there will be cheese... |