| 51. Author: Sumrao | Date: Tue, 5/30/2006, 8:41AM EST | |
how bout...couple of hundred craw fish in the pool that the can peel their own.
But i cant top the goldfish idea...now you see them now you dont. could be a great magic trick for the kids.
This is a child psychiatrists dream come true.
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| 52. Author: Sumrao | Date: Tue, 5/30/2006, 8:42AM EST | |
wait a minute
your wife sleeps during the day. |
| 53. Author: andytv | Date: Tue, 5/30/2006, 10:43AM EST | |
I am stumped too Sumrao.........a couple thousand dead goldfish belly up in the pool for a birthday party has the the right mix of depravity and humor.
Doesn't get much better than that. |
| 54. Author: andytv | Date: Tue, 5/30/2006, 10:46AM EST | |
Here is an option that may work a little better........I am assuming this is a pool party, so the pool will be full of kids.
Kids LOVE chocolate bars right??!?
WHY not surprise them and throw in a few hundred Baby Ruths while they are swimming happily !!! |
| 55. Author: burgess_b | Date: Tue, 5/30/2006, 5:19PM EST | |
ha ha ha--a classic movie, andy.
sumrao--i live in japan, it was around 2am. |
| 56. Author: billg | Date: Thu, 6/1/2006, 10:32AM EST | |
Found a couple frogs in pool today, they dont seem to
mind it too much.
Bill |
| 57. Author: ruggysgirl | Date: Thu, 6/1/2006, 11:42AM EST | |
Frogs have a slimy coating . . . maybe that helps them. |
| 58. Author: andytv | Date: Thu, 6/1/2006, 4:03PM EST | |
frogs breath air.
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| 59. Author: Charlie | Date: Thu, 6/1/2006, 4:25PM EST | |
We have ducks land in our pool from time to time, and the dogs go nuts barking at them, then they just fly away...ducks breath air as well...
Charlie |
| 60. Author: burgess_b | Date: Fri, 6/2/2006, 8:15AM EST | |
BUWAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHAHAAAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!
the last 2 posts are riotous! plus, frogs don't stay in the water....like ducks, they can leave whenever they want to! am i the new science guy? |
| 61. Author: ruggysgirl | Date: Fri, 6/2/2006, 9:02AM EST | |
You could have your own TV show! "Burgess_B the Science Guy"
It doesn't quite have the ring that Bill Nye does, but he's getting older. Maybe he's ready to pass the torch on to some young new hot shot. |
| 62. Author: Charlie | Date: Fri, 6/2/2006, 11:05AM EST | |
What about me...?
Charlie
PS One of the greatest and most fun threads in a long time.. |
| 63. Author: billg | Date: Sat, 6/3/2006, 4:19AM EST | |
YAHHH
I got it thanks for all your help,
a pool full of frogs.
It just might get a little gross when someone belly flops on um. |
| 64. Author: Sumrao | Date: Sat, 6/3/2006, 5:56AM EST | |
Warts!!! |
| 65. Author: THL | Date: Sat, 6/3/2006, 6:19AM EST | |
Hey! What about those little South American fishies that swim right up your urethra when you're pissing in the water!
That would be fun and educational.
Those little bastids would never foul a pool again! |
| 66. Author: burgess_b | Date: Sat, 6/3/2006, 10:05AM EST | |
charlie--we could tag team teach these kids. with topics like, "why it is bad to fill a swimming pool with goldfish on your daughter's birthday"--we could win an emmy! that is goooooooood tv! |
| 67. Author: ruggysgirl | Date: Sat, 6/3/2006, 6:40PM EST | |
Yep, you two could be like Bunson Honeydew and Beaker! |
| 68. Author: burgess_b | Date: Sat, 6/3/2006, 8:49PM EST | |
MEEP MEEP MEEP! |
| 69. Author: pabloescabar | Date: Sat, 6/3/2006, 11:39PM EST | |
^
Guess Whats On My Mind |
| 70. Author: billg | Date: Wed, 6/7/2006, 5:49AM EST | |
? |
| 71. Author: Charlie | Date: Wed, 6/7/2006, 6:09AM EST | |
Told my pool guy about the pool fish thread yesterday, and he was in stitches LHAO...but, he told me this rich guy in Newport Beach, CA did just that for his daughters birthday, bought like a couple hundred triple tails and big gold fish.......it was a disaster he said, we both were cracking up thinking about the kids.......but then I started feeling sorry for the fish, since I am a big softie for animals...
Charlie |
| 72. Author: burgess_b | Date: Wed, 6/7/2006, 7:25AM EST | |
charlie, i have actually told a couple of people about this thread...and your pat the wolf and avoid (which i change to dodge in my stories) the bear ALWAYS make the list of hilarious ideas...capture the flag with rattlers...my mom laughed histerically! |
| 73. Author: billg | Date: Fri, 8/4/2006, 5:01PM EST | |
Had to dig this one back up.
Tomorrow is the day.
" fishless "
bill |
| 74. Author: jetblasted | Date: Fri, 8/4/2006, 5:15PM EST | |
How about Clowns ? |
| 75. Author: billg | Date: Fri, 8/4/2006, 5:27PM EST | |
no, tried them and they just sink to the bottom |
| 76. Author: jetblasted | Date: Fri, 8/4/2006, 5:48PM EST | |
LoL ! ! ! |
| 77. Author: pabloescabar | Date: Fri, 8/4/2006, 9:11PM EST | |
73. Author: billg Date: 08/04/2006 10:01 PM Reply
Had to dig this one back up.
Tomorrow is the day.
" fishless "
ahh.... cummon!!! |
| 78. Author: myash07 | Date: Sat, 8/5/2006, 4:28AM EST | |
Baby Ruths will get a better reaction and are far more visable!
LOL! |
| 79. Author: burgess_b | Date: Sat, 8/5/2006, 6:00AM EST | |
well, at least make it interesting!!! |
| 80. Author: andytv | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 5:31AM EST | |
and the "Kelso" of the year award goes to billg for this thread.
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| 81. Author: billg | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 7:45AM EST | |
Ya,
Thanks Andy! |
| 82. Author: pabloescabar | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 8:05AM EST | |
it's a good one |
| 83. Author: billg | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 8:32AM EST | |
Hey Pablo
Im thinkin of givin it a test run this year.
thanks for the support
Some people got a little upset of this idea |
| 84. Author: Charlie | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 8:39AM EST | |
Oh my God...I just reread this thread and I am laughing so hard, I have tears in my eyes.....LOL
Maybe an Animal Planet (Discovery HDTV channel) birthday party might be a fun idea or two afterall, you might even get on TV,
Charlie |
| 85. Author: andytv | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 8:45AM EST | |
hey billg,
I have this friend from high school named Jon.
One time, he decided he was going to go snowboarding. We lived in Florida, mind you.
So Jon cut piece of plywood into a snowboard shape, then screwed some gate handles or something to it; bending the screws over on the back where they poked through.
He then put on a wetsuit , grabbed his snowboard, and drove north from FL until he found a ski resort.
After several minutes of convulsive laughter from the lift-ticket clerk, he was told he would not be able to use his device on their slopes because it appeared too dangerous.
Jon did **** like this all the time.
I think you and Jon would get along pretty well. |
| 86. Author: billg | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 9:19AM EST | |
Thats funny!
It reminds me of my summers on Block Island RI. We made a surf board out of anything we could find on the beach at the time, tie it to the hitch of my jeep and go "sand surfin" drivin down the beach.
A few rocks later it wasnt the best of ideas,but was alot of fun. The things we could do pre children.Ahhhhh
bill |
| 87. Author: andytv | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 9:31AM EST | |
HAH!!!
Jon and I would go "sewer surfing".
The drainage ponds and canals all through Florida developments and alongside interstate exchanges, etc were full of black, mosquito infested, putrid stagnant water.
We would run a long rope across the long direction of the water and attach it to his Trans-Am....then one of us would be dragged on a surfboard across the water. This usually resulted in a mouthful of foul tasting water and a panicked swim to shore before any alligators came about.
I was sure glad once we finally got use of a motorboat.
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| 88. Author: billg | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 9:52AM EST | |
^Im sure we could of got our selves in some trouble hangin together.
Sounds like we are havin a moment here, oh man now i feel gay.
hippie |
| 89. Author: andytv | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 10:35AM EST | |
Ewwww.....now I wanna go shower. |
| 90. Author: andytv | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 10:36AM EST | |
^ errrr.....ummmmm.......I need to shower to watch off this dirty gay feeling.......NOT because I wanna go and jiggle the onion. |
| 91. Author: billg | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 10:47AM EST | |
Ummmmm......Yaaaaaaaa.
Me too |
| 92. Author: havanaone | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 4:48PM EST | |
Hey Bill this year get a small pool and then put it in the shade.Fill it up im the mornin and throw in the goldfish around 12 noon throw in a couple bags of ice to cool down the fish.Then around supper time yell come and get em time to eat,LOL |
| 93. Author: burgess_b | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 10:36PM EST | |
charlie...this thread is a classic, and YOU, sir, added some of the key posts! i saved it this time! |
| 94. Author: pacman357 | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 10:51PM EST | |
I'd never even heard of this, not even back when first posted. Then I get one of our local papers, late (it's mailed to us...got last Wednesday's and Saturday's...thank God for the real papers from nearby bigger cities).
One of the local rags actually covered a story on this notion. Seems that the local public pool at the only city on the island bigger than 2500 people did this sort of thing. They "neutralized" the chemicals in the pool somehow (didn't say how), then turned fish and young kids in the pool. Let me repeat, they turned little kids loose in the public pool after neutralizing the chemicals.
Can't wait for next week's story. "Local Pool Tests High for Fecal Matter, Swimmer's Itch Outbreak Reported."
I am never, ever, ever swimming in that pool. Ever. |
| 95. Author: pacman357 | Date: Mon, 4/2/2007, 10:51PM EST | |
BTW, do pool fish grow up to be pool sharks? |
| 96. Author: pabloescabar | Date: Tue, 4/3/2007, 1:23AM EST | |
Andy & Bill sit'n in a tree k .i .s .s .i .n .g |
| 97. Author: billg | Date: Tue, 4/3/2007, 2:25AM EST | |
^ EDIT |
| 98. Author: marc palanzo | Date: Tue, 4/3/2007, 4:43AM EST | |
goldfish can survive for prolonged periods in chlorinated water if you prepare correctly...
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i313/vperro/fish_swimming.gif |
| 99. Author: Charlie | Date: Tue, 4/3/2007, 4:46AM EST | |
I do not think we will ever have a post as funny as this one! I chuckle everytime I think about it.
Thanks billg for allowing us to have a little fun with this amazing post!
Charlie |
| 100. Author: burgess_b | Date: Tue, 4/3/2007, 6:04AM EST | |
100. and ditto to [email protected]! |
