*poke poke*

Okay, i think I have this sorted out!

Education and liquor stores are considered essential services around here, so if everyone brings a book to read, drinks straight from the bottle, stays six feet apart, and we register the place under an Idaho zip code, we should be golden!

Howdy MACS!

I just figured if we were using Y chromosome measuring standards with a 6” benchmark, your arms really only need to be about 3.5-4 feet long, right?

Have a shot of vodka sanitizer...one for the inside and one for the outside!

Hey Delta! Alive and kicking!

Hey, I don’t claim responsibility for the measuring standard; I’m thinking whoever it was probably endorses common core math. (Side note: all of this learn-at-home going on may be the DEATH KNELL of common core math! Kids WILL know how to carry and borrow with their gen x parents managing the matter!

Been prepping for back-to-school up in the classroom, but...now our district says we’re soft-closed for the remainder of the year, and my empty classroom will just continue to echo. Bah. Even the princess is getting bummed; we went from “this online stuff is GREAT!! I get to see my classmates but I don’t have to sit in a room with them and I can mute them whenever I want!” to “seriously - we’re such a small school, they could reopen and still have no more than ten in a classroom if they reorganize the schedule a little. It’s like they don’t even miss us...”
They do, kiddo...
Graduation ceremony is still on, though, so that’s something! Now we just have to get college sorted out...no one has the slightest clue what is going on there.

Basically, I really got to missing “take your finger out of your nose, take your hand out of your pants, go wash your hands, don’t eat stuff off the floor, stop drawing on your friends, take that out of your mouth, we are not drawing anatomically complete self portraits, put that back in your pants, don’t lick that, don’t lick him, GROUP HUG,” so I figured I’d pop in and get my fix here! 😂

DQB wrote:
"Basically, I really got to missing “take your finger out of your nose, take your hand out of your pants, go wash your hands, don’t eat stuff off the floor, stop drawing on your friends, take that out of your mouth, we are not drawing anatomically complete self portraits, put that back in your pants, don’t lick that, don’t lick him, GROUP HUG,” so I figured I’d pop in and get my fix here! 😂"


hahaha...you nailed this place exquisitely...

TW has hosted a virtual herf ...a week or so ago...everyone who participated, around 29 total members, reported that it was an enjoyable way to meet and greet and shoot da shat during stay at home orders

he and a few other guys with access to Zoom accounts are seriously trying to set up another...when it's a go, if they invite me, I'll pass on the access link...hope you can join us

I actually posted yesterday or the day before that you were missed!
Did someone send up the Bat Signal in the Eastern sky?

I don't know if this is scientifically sound but my chest cough just dried up!
How I've missed you...

Hey, fella!
Aaaaand “genuflect” now has an Aladdin ear worm going round and round in the ol’ gray matter...thanks for that!

Hey, Queenie. Good to see you kicking around.

By hooking up to Zoom last Sunday...

truth in jest!

very funny as well.

I totally did NOT just report you to the CDC...

No worries - we’ll prop you up beside the jukebox if you die. (With respects to the late Joe Diffie RIP)

In fairness, you have to admit that the technical difficulties were worth it for the stories...because that sounds freaking HILARIOUS!

DRAFTER!!!

Oh Gawd, that was just the beginning. And about once an hour somebody would do an "AL, did he move?" And off it would go again. That herf was a great time. The hangover and cigar mouth was some what a balancing act.

I don't know how Clint can smoke that much. I smoked 3 cigars during the herf and couldn't stand to look at one the next day.

My neighbor was stunned.

That's his boyfriend's name.
Quite a bit different...

I favor cinnamon hard candy...one drop refreshes the mouth and preps it for another, if I'm inclined to have another back to back...

doesn't work for a third one back to back...only done that a few times, and the third is always a struggle for me....not worth wasting a good cigar...need at least 1.5 - 2 hours between the second and third

This is why I tend to drink Baileys along with my Lagers. Goes great with certain smokes. Adds creaminess and coats the throat. Other cigars require bourbon and some pain the next day.

w:d/ w:d/ I wanna ZOOMAH, ZOOMAH, ZOOMAH, ZOOM!!


TOO funny, glad I'm not the only one that remembers that PBS show, LOL. When you have 3 channels and one is the PBS, Zoom and eventually "Are You Being Served?!" was a must.

YES!!! And the Electric Company with campy, mute Spider-Man and Morgan Freeman in a leisure suit& fro! AAAAHAHAHA I remember when it first dawned on me who he was...I was watching Driving Miss Daisy and suddenly it hit me - OMG THAT’S EASY READER!!!!!!

Hey Queen, I've got a nice Rioja open, pour yourself a glass, enjoy today as best you can.

Something about... "I've dropped out of the virtual herf and I can't get back!"

Still seriously have no idea what I sent my sister...it appears to be in code. I blame Siri.

English or code?
And did you enjoy your grilled cheese? Apparently it was of great importance to me...