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The Preparation H 500
1. Author: MACSDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 3:29PM EST
Not sure if an abdicated 500 is authorized. Need RAM approval.

Rambo?
2. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 3:35PM EST
Funny stuff. Love it!

dstieger wrote:
Hank...IDK even what to say anymore....a lot of us have tried....some even nicely....read more....post less.....consider each post before you click the "Post" button....ask yourself, "Does this bring value to the board?"....I don't care if it's informative...or humorous...or genuinely inquisitive...but please stop feeling the need to post a reply to every single thing that hits this board....you must see that many hear are pretty tired of it...you clearly want to be accepted...but, you are just as clearly pissing off a lot of (respected?) members here....it's like the snot nosed kid pulling at your pants leg all day and night.....it was cute for about two minutes....read more...post less


I HAVE been doing what you said. I don't post just for the sake of posting anymore. I try to watch what I post to make sure it isn't completely worthless.

I don't have any recent posts that are any more worthless than anyone else's posts. If you want to hate people for worthless posts, you should be hating 99% of the people on this site.

If you see a lot of posts in a row from me, it is only me joking/commenting along with everyone else, it just happens that I post in different threads faster than other or there isn't many people on. I have been doing my best to not go overboard and post ridiculous crap. My daily amount of posts is probably about a quarter of what it used to be.

The problem, once people see you as someone that posts worthless junk, they will always see your posts that way. There are plenty of way more worthless/crap posts on here and nobody has problems with them. It isn't like I intended to be annoying or to post things others found to be worthless, I was just trying to have fun. Unfortunately my having fun annoyed people. I can't really do anything but learn from my mistakes. That is exactly what I am trying to do.

If you don't like what I post, ignore me. I am here for the same reason as everyone else: talk cigars, trade cigars, shoot the bull, make friends (failing miserably) and enjoy the things that others post.

I don't know what else to tell people that think I am annoying, or a moron, or that I should kill myself (that was a little overboard).
3. Author: tamapatomDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 3:46PM EST
There is not enough Preparation H to take care of this.
4. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 4:25PM EST
Work is exhausting enough. Logging on here to Hank the Tank posting like a hyperactive child on a triple espresso makes me just want to close the laptop.

There's been other super-chatter, over the top, lonely guy people, who posted incessantly in the past.

Hank has done an amazing job of washing those people from my mind.

5. Author: DrafterXDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 4:25PM EST
No drama allowed in da 500 threads....horse
6. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 4:26PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
No drama allowed in da 500 threads....horse


There's no drama- he'll post again.
7. Author: MACSDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 4:37PM EST
MACS wrote:
I think even if he rubbed a whole case of preparation H on himself, he'd still be a pain in the ass.


This right here... pure gold... and I get nuthin'.
8. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 4:46PM EST
MACS wrote:
This right here... pure gold... and I get nuthin'.


I hold you to both a Higher and Lower standard.
9. Author: DrafterXDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 4:59PM EST
Think
Hank is making Macs' ass hurt..?? Huh
10. Author: gummy jonesDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 5:09PM EST
You guys getting bothered by hank is about as funny to me as hanky getting bothered by your bother

Actually neither are funny
11. Author: tamapatomDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 5:10PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Think
Hank is making Macs' ass hurt..?? Huh

I heard MACS mumble "I have intrusion in me, I fear"
12. Author: MACSDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 5:25PM EST
A pain in THE ass, not MY ass.

You ass.
13. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 5:37PM EST
So much ass talk. Where's TW?
14. Author: SpeysideDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 5:51PM EST
So Gummy, are you the founding member of the Hank fan club?
15. Author: corey sellersDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 5:51PM EST
Better yet where's fuzzy
16. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 6:06PM EST
Grilling chikens and groupers on the deck. Really lovely evening.
17. Author: gummy jonesDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 6:26PM EST
Its like charity work for me but I mostly only do it for the tax write off

It was either that or donate $5 for a wishing well or something somewhere but drafter told me wishes are stupid
18. Author: danmdevriesDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 7:08PM EST
Grilling a burger and onions.

Took call for a few hours tonight.

Wife outta town so it gets the puppy dogs a few extra hours to be outside and stuff.

19. Author: AbrignacDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 7:17PM EST
MACS wrote:
Not sure if an abdicated 500 is authorized. Need RAM approval.

Rambo?


Not sure either. But, if your ass is hurting now you should really feel the love when you start reeling in rock cod in a couple weekends.
20. Author: frankj1Date: Mon, 5/8/2017, 7:21PM EST
corey sellers wrote:
Better yet where's fuzzy

Kansas City, but TW's keeping fuzzy in the dark
21. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 8:07PM EST
American Experience. Episode1 or 3 on The Great War.
22. Author: gummy jonesDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 8:08PM EST
This pens game is miserable
23. Author: wvwa34Date: Mon, 5/8/2017, 8:38PM EST
gummy jones wrote:
This pens game is miserable

Painful to watch!!!
24. Author: JadeRoseDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 9:45PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Think
Hank is making Macs' ass hurt..?? Huh




Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's 8track's job!
25. Author: JadeRoseDate: Mon, 5/8/2017, 9:46PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
Kansas City, but TW's keeping fuzzy in the dark




I'm sure it's a really $hitty place.
26. Author: frankj1Date: Mon, 5/8/2017, 10:07PM EST
you got dat right...
27. Author: Ram27Date: Tue, 5/9/2017, 2:39AM EST
Interesting very interesting Think


ram27bat


28. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 2:53AM EST
Morning Ram n dudes.

Happy Tuesday
29. Author: SteveSDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 4:51AM EST
Today is National Lost Sock Memorial Day ... time to consider whatever happened to those lost socks and ask just what the hell the wash machine ever did with them ... in true finger-pointing fashion, the washer will no doubt blame the dryer ...
30. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 5:02AM EST
Good morning, y'all
31. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 5:11AM EST
Up.
32. Author: DrafterXDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 7:03AM EST
Cool Dudes..
33. Author: Burner02Date: Tue, 5/9/2017, 7:20AM EST
Today's word is "Fluctuations"

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .
She asked the teller, "Why it change? 

Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"   The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too."
34. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 7:26AM EST
Morning, DB's.
35. Author: tonygrazDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 7:26AM EST
mornin' - It's National Sleepover Day, National Butterscotch Brownie Day, National Lost Sock Memorial Day, National Moscato Day and National Teacher Appreciation Day.
36. Author: tonygrazDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 7:29AM EST
Is this a legit 500 - abdicated and all ?
37. Author: MACSDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 7:51AM EST
tonygraz wrote:
Is this a legit 500 - abdicated and all ?


I was wondering the same. Rammie never gave it the thumbs up.

However, the rules are clear. If you win it, you have a small window in which to begin the new one. The previous winner abdicated that duty and, the leader that I am... I took charge and got'r'done!

Can I get my parking validated?
38. Author: JadeRoseDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 8:35AM EST
Hmmmm....MACS is involved and there appears to be shenanigans.




Shocking........Glare
39. Author: MACSDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 8:56AM EST
JadeRose wrote:
Hmmmm....MACS is involved and there appears to be shenanigans.

Shocking........Glare


Not sure if your backwoods education taught you reading comprehension; however, the posts are quite clear... unless you have Hank on ignore.
40. Author: DrafterXDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 9:42AM EST
Think

So, Preparation A-G didn't work..?? Huh
41. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 11:31AM EST
New furniture because the cat pissed all over our old stuff = $ 1,500.00

Fixing our car so it works well for vacation = $ 1,800.00

Awesome...

Credit Card company is going to love us....
42. Author: DrafterXDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 12:09PM EST
double-cheeseburger... fries... BigGrin
43. Author: JadeRoseDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 12:18PM EST
MACS wrote:
Not sure if your backwoods education taught you reading comprehension; however, the posts are quite clear... unless you have Hank on ignore.




Nope......just Drafter
44. Author: elRopoDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 12:39PM EST
Trail mix and a coke
Watering the lawn and cleaning the pool.
New liferaft arrived today. Old one needed a repack and new supplies.
$700 vs $1500 I'd rather have the peace of mind.

B. break
O. out
A. another
T. thousand
45. Author: dstiegerDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 12:42PM EST
elRopo wrote:
Trail mix and a coke
Watering the lawn and cleaning the pool.
New liferaft arrived today. Old one needed a repack and new supplies.
$700 vs $1500 I'd rather have the peace of mind.

B. break
O. out
A. another
T. thousand




What's that old saw about coronary urine...lol....jsortak....your liferaft is, no doubt, bigger than my boat
46. Author: dstiegerDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 12:48PM EST
gummy jones wrote:
This pens game is miserable



Guess that depended on where you were sitting. From this vantage point, I thought it was pretty entertaining. I kinda liked watching the solid stream of "fans" in gold streaming towards the exits with 6-7 minutes left to play....in a twisted sort of way....funny and chitty at the same time. I'm not much of a hockey fan, but I thought that was pretty sad for the Penguins
47. Author: bgzDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 12:50PM EST
I've never hit the 500 on one of these things, you old pros always get it.
48. Author: elRopoDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 12:53PM EST
Not that big. Supposed to hold six people but I'm not sure if they mean "all at the same time" or not.
At any rate it's better than an inner tube. Hope its never actually needed.
49. Author: gummy jonesDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 1:46PM EST
dstieger wrote:
Guess that depended on where you were sitting. From this vantage point, I thought it was pretty entertaining. I kinda liked watching the solid stream of "fans" in gold streaming towards the exits with 6-7 minutes left to play....in a twisted sort of way....funny and chitty at the same time. I'm not much of a hockey fan, but I thought that was pretty sad for the Penguins


i dont mind a hard fought loss
but 8 shots over two periods, at least half of them without any chance of actually scoring...
50. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 5/9/2017, 6:39PM EST
Making pork carnitas in the crock pot.

Kinda want meat that wasn't smoked...
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