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" Turkey Day 2017 500"
201. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 2:40PM EST
nope... these were covered in gravy... BigGrin
202. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 2:46PM EST
Freak
203. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 3:48PM EST
SmokeMonkey wrote:
[quote=8trackdisco]Six miles on the bike.

Heck of a penalty for not being able to sleep.[/quote

I guess you showed yourself who was boss.


Think I'll need to tell my body I'm sorry by giving it a bourbon and cigars.
204. Author: MACSDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 4:06PM EST
8trackdisco wrote:
Think I'll need to tell my body I'm sorry by giving it a bourbon and cigars.


Yeah... take that!
205. Author: delta1Date: Fri, 11/17/2017, 5:21PM EST
wait....what?
206. Author: MACSDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 5:35PM EST
My wife is making lechon.

I think she wants me dead.
207. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 6:23PM EST
Just cover it in cheese.. you'll be ok... Mellow
208. Author: victor809Date: Fri, 11/17/2017, 6:25PM EST
Full day of interviews while the woman wandered around the town with a real estate agent. I'm tired but she's the one napping....
209. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 6:30PM EST
Are they ok with you being fat..?? Huh
210. Author: victor809Date: Fri, 11/17/2017, 6:33PM EST
If they aren't I'll eat one of them until the rest fall in line.
211. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 6:36PM EST
Sounds like a plan.. ThumpUp


Did your girlfriend find the homeless peoples hangout..?? Huh
212. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 9:26PM EST
Typical Friday night. Sitting on the couch while the wife works her second job and drinking some fireball. Only way to deal with the rough week. Happy Friday night y’all.

Did spend some time getting my box pass together and getting cigars ready for the secret Santa. Ready for some serious destruction.
213. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 9:28PM EST
I wish that alcohol hit you sooner than it does. I always end up drinking too much while waiting on the perfect buzz. Boo!
214. Author: frankj1Date: Fri, 11/17/2017, 10:02PM EST
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
while the wife works her second job and drinking some fireball.

aren't you worried she'll get fired for drinking on the job?
215. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 10:14PM EST
MACS wrote:
Yeah... take that!


Split a Russell Reserve booze flight tonight with a cigar brother.

He had the two ryes, I had the 10 year and the single barrel.

The 10 was decent, if not somewhat one dimensional. The single barrel was just hot- 112 proof. Need asbestos mouthwash.
216. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 10:21PM EST
victor809 wrote:
Full day of interviews while the woman wandered around the town with a real estate agent. I'm tired but she's the one napping....


Where are you moving to now?
217. Author: MACSDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 10:23PM EST
Asbestos will kill you.

USS Sterett CG-31... loaded with the stuff. That was my first ship. I'm either gonna die of mesothelioma, or a shank to the throat.

Wagers? Momma needs a retirement fund... Whistle
218. Author: MACSDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 10:24PM EST
8trackdisco wrote:
Where are you moving to now?


Pray please say Africa, please say Africa Pray
219. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 10:28PM EST
MACS wrote:
Pray please say Africa, please say Africa Pray


Africa!

What do I win?
220. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 10:30PM EST
MACS wrote:
Asbestos will kill you.

USS Sterett CG-31... loaded with the stuff. That was my first ship. I'm either gonna die of mesothelioma, or a shank to the throat.

Wagers? Momma needs a retirement fund... Whistle


Mesothelioma.

That was the prostitute in Greece in 1995. I remember you telling me about her. She give you the HIVy?
221. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 10:36PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
aren't you worried she'll get fired for drinking on the job?

Nope, she doesn’t drink at all
222. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 10:37PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
aren't you worried she'll get fired for drinking on the job?

Nope, she doesn’t drink at all
223. Author: MACSDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 10:37PM EST
8trackdisco wrote:
Mesothelioma.

That was the prostitute in Greece in 1995. I remember you telling me about her. She give you the HIVy?


Erroneous... I wasn't stationed in Greece until 1996, and I was the epitome of fidelity in my 11.5 months in that country. No thanks to a buxom Danish temptress... whom I fended off with my drunkenness.
224. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 10:38PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
aren't you worried she'll get fired for drinking on the job?

Nope, she doesn’t drink at all
225. Author: frankj1Date: Fri, 11/17/2017, 11:02PM EST
you missed the joke...3 times.
226. Author: MACSDate: Fri, 11/17/2017, 11:09PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
you missed the joke...3 times.


So did I... I got him on mute.
227. Author: victor809Date: Sat, 11/18/2017, 1:08AM EST
8track... Missouri. Not in stone. Major pay cut but major title increase...

MACS... when you have to state you're blocking someone you're blocking them wrong.
228. Author: watchuraiDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 5:46AM EST
Mornin dudes. Up and at the house work on my “day off”.

Why didn’t anyone warn me my business would wind up owning me??🤔
229. Author: Ram27Date: Sat, 11/18/2017, 6:06AM EST
Morning watch & all, have a great day.

Off I go..............RollEyes RollEyes RollEyes RollEyes
230. Author: watchuraiDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 6:36AM EST
Rambo! Have a good un.
231. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 7:22AM EST
North London Derby.

Let's go, Arsenal!
232. Author: DrafterXDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 7:56AM EST
Cool Dudes...
233. Author: DrafterXDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 7:58AM EST
Sure hope Macs didn't catch the methafeelahomo.... Unsure
234. Author: SpeysideDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 8:14AM EST
Morning everyone.
235. Author: MACSDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 8:56AM EST
Coffee. I really don't want to go to the gym, but I know I should.
236. Author: DrafterXDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 9:10AM EST
Macs..!! Laugh
237. Author: Ewok126Date: Sat, 11/18/2017, 9:17AM EST
Good Morning everyone, Hope you have a great Sat.
238. Author: MACSDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 9:22AM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Macs..!! Laugh


Drafter!! Laugh
239. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 9:27AM EST
victor809 wrote:
8track... Missouri. Not in stone. Major pay cut but major title increase...

MACS... when you have to state you're blocking someone you're blocking them wrong.


I can understand that.
240. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 9:28AM EST
Arsenal 2-0 win?!

Surpusing and sweet.
241. Author: shaun341Date: Sat, 11/18/2017, 9:59AM EST
MACS wrote:
My wife is making lechon.

I think she wants me dead.



Didn't know what that was so looked it up. Looks fantastic, have to look up ticket prices but I am sure it would be worth the trip from coast to coast!


I am responsible for an app this Thanksgiving so I ordered up some Langoustines with overnight delivery and a Wednesday arrival date. Hope it all goes as planned or I will be at the grocery store trying to figure out what to make the day before Thanksgiving.
242. Author: danmdevriesDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 10:14AM EST
This has been a rough few days at work. I'm beat.

Off to bed to do it again tonight.
243. Author: MACSDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 12:21PM EST
Yeah, Shaun... fried pork belly. That can't be good for the ticker, but holy mother of God does it taste awesome!

She fried up some other stuff, but it looked suspiciously like pork stomach/intestines so I politely declined.
244. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 12:52PM EST
Nespresso machine got here last night. It doesn’t work out of the box. Good thin I bight one made in Switzerland rather than China due to the higher quality. No espresso for tee. New one ships on Monday
245. Author: DrafterXDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 1:02PM EST
Did you plug it in..?? Huh
246. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 1:14PM EST
No my wife want feeling well so I just tossed one off

247. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 1:15PM EST
As for the nespresso it leaked out the bottom, much like drafter will if he keeps stuffing stung up there.
248. Author: victor809Date: Sat, 11/18/2017, 1:21PM EST
Drafter stuffs nespresso pods up his bum?

If we squeeze him real hard will coffee come out?
249. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 1:22PM EST
He’s like one o one monkeys that isn’t really a monkey
250. Author: DrafterXDate: Sat, 11/18/2017, 1:28PM EST
freaks.. Mellow
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