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There once was a van by a river.
1. Author: SpeysideDate: Thu, 3/1/2018, 10:23PM EST
Unfortunately a hobo decided to enter it.
2. Author: jespearDate: Thu, 3/1/2018, 10:43PM EST
There once was a van by the river
The perv in it would make you quiver
He'll invite you in
And teach you to sin
And make you a taker, not giver !
3. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 3/1/2018, 10:47PM EST
excellent, John!
4. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Thu, 3/1/2018, 10:52PM EST
Time for a Z haiku...


An old Chevy van
Driven by a smokey man
GNF is scared
5. Author: bgzDate: Thu, 3/1/2018, 10:55PM EST
jespear wrote:
There once was a van by the river
The perv in it would make you quiver
He'll invite you in
And teach you to sin
And make you a taker, not giver !


That was a beautiful work of art sir, I applaud you.
6. Author: jjaneckaDate: Thu, 3/1/2018, 11:21PM EST
Hide your kids
Old man sits in van
Candy and puppy
7. Author: SpeysideDate: Thu, 3/1/2018, 11:30PM EST
I was really thinking a line at a time. But individual creativity sways has merit, and yes John that was good.

There once was a van by a river
That Hank decided to enter
He went into shock
When he saw Z's big ****
He walked out in a bow legged manner
Crying please no more with that hammer
Z could only laugh
At Hank's obvious gaffe
8. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 3/2/2018, 12:06AM EST
I thought this was going to be a limerick and figured the next line was

Where zrx made a starfish quiver
9. Author: delta1Date: Fri, 3/2/2018, 2:20PM EST
The hobo laughed and said Z didn't touch my liver
10. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 3/2/2018, 3:37PM EST
His small lil schmeckle can’t deliver
11. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 3/2/2018, 4:04PM EST
Speyside wrote:
I was really thinking a line at a time. But individual creativity sways has merit, and yes John that was good.

There once was a van by a river
That Hank decided to enter
He went into shock
When he saw Z's big ****
He walked out in a bow legged manner
Crying please no more with that hammer
Z could only laugh
At Hank's obvious gaffe


Bahahaha
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