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351. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 1/23/2019, 4:03PM EST
I did learn something...don't salt beans until after they're soft...
352. Author: Ewok126Date: Wed, 1/23/2019, 7:11PM EST
delta1 wrote:
Woke up to a bright sunny day...thank you all for your kind thoughts...


Enjoy them bright sunny days every moment you get. Still gonna keep you and the fam in thoughts and prayers.
353. Author: Ewok126Date: Wed, 1/23/2019, 7:28PM EST
MACS wrote:
Is Ewok the new jpotts? Think



Naw man, I am just happy to have some freedoms and dignity back because of the device. I mean, do you realize how much southern street cred I lost when we had to start putting hamburger helper and a can of microwaved green beans on the dinner table. That is impotent stuff man. It was like living in a 3rd world country!

I got 3 years to make up for!
354. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Wed, 1/23/2019, 7:56PM EST
MACS wrote:
Get some what? Sheep?

OK.


Weirdo.
355. Author: MACSDate: Wed, 1/23/2019, 9:03PM EST
I did manage to order 2 sampler boxes of Havana piramides and robustos... and they arrived today. 12 beauties.

Might even place another order... so you better behave your damn self. fog
356. Author: frankj1Date: Wed, 1/23/2019, 9:18PM EST
MACS wrote:
I did manage to order 2 sampler boxes of Havana piramides and robustos... and they arrived today. 12 beauties.

Might even place another order... so you better behave your damn self. fog

no piramides for 8!
357. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Wed, 1/23/2019, 10:27PM EST
MACS wrote:
I did manage to order 2 sampler boxes of Havana piramides and robustos... and they arrived today. 12 beauties.

Might even place another order... so you better behave your damn self. fog


Um... yes. ... of course..... starting now!
358. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Wed, 1/23/2019, 10:29PM EST
MACS wrote:
I did manage to order 2 sampler boxes of Havana piramides and robustos... and they arrived today. 12 beauties.

Might even place another order... so you better behave your damn self. fog


Let's face the facts. I have a better chance of being a dwarf.

It was fun showing restraint while it lasted. It was a long 90 seconds... Yes- that's what she said.
359. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 4:49AM EST
Happy Thursday fellas
360. Author: rfenstDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 5:27AM EST
What's up?
361. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 6:46AM EST
Finished our two day storm with nine inches.

9 degree now, no WC.

The arctic cold arrives tonight.
362. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 7:48AM EST
Good morning, y’all
363. Author: deadeyedickDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 8:20AM EST
8trackdisco wrote:
Finished our two day storm with nine inches.

9 degree now, no WC.

The arctic cold arrives tonight.


Will be in the 70-73 range here for the next week.
Sending the wifey to Minnesota to visit her mom. She is not looking forward to the weather.
364. Author: corey sellersDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 8:33AM EST
Morning gents
365. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 8:48AM EST
I feel like the arctic is here. Walked out to a windy 7 degrees. I don't wear scrubs to/from work but most do. Couldn't do it. It's a 5 minute walk to the parking lot.
366. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 9:02AM EST
Cool Dudes...
367. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 9:03AM EST
Think
Why is a witch's tit cold..?? Huh
368. Author: tonygrazDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 9:21AM EST
Because they are frigid.
369. Author: ShanaC@CigarBidDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 9:58AM EST
High of 59 with rain, lots of rain. Flash flood warnings in the area.
370. Author: Ewok126Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 11:57AM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Think
Why is a witch's tit cold..?? Huh


The simple explanation is that "colder than a witch's tit" is just a vivid metaphor, like "hotter than the hinges of hell." Since a
witch is in league with Satan, presumably she has no maternal feelings. Thus the medium by which she would suckle a child is,
well, cold as a witch's tit.

But there's some history behind this wisecrack. A witch's t i t (or witch's teat, to use the older spelling) supposedly left a marking
that witch hunters and courts would look for on the body of an accused person. Supposedly, witches would suckle their
familiars, and sometimes the Devil himself, from this "unholy" body part. To find these marks, as well as insensitive spots on the
skin called devil's marks--caused by the Devil's claws or teeth--the suspects were stripped, shaven, then closely examined for
any blemishes, moles, or even scars that could be labeled as diabolical. To find marks invisible to the eye, the examiner would
poke the victim inch by inch with a blunt needle (called a bodkin) until they found a spot that didn't feel pain or bled. Discovery
of these marks or spots--one supposes they would be considered cold since they were a sign of communion with the
Devil--would be "proof" of the person's dealings with Scratch, so they would be shown in full court before the execution. whip

Oh, and Good Morning all.
371. Author: tonygrazDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 12:09PM EST
Raining here and flash flood warnings. 52f and the back yard is predominantly covered by water as the ground has still not thawed much from the below zero temps a few days ago.
372. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 1:16PM EST
Pizza pizza... Mellow
373. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 1:19PM EST
I heard witches have the body temp as a duck.. Mellow
374. Author: rfenstDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 1:27PM EST
Kung Pao Shrimp
375. Author: MACSDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 1:37PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Think
Why is a witch's tit cold..?? Huh


They wear brass bras... and lay in snow drifts.
376. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 2:08PM EST
I think I'll head out to the food trucks today for lunch.
Dunno what I'll get tho yet.
377. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 2:26PM EST
got a sore throat and runny nose...may be catching a cold...
378. Author: MACSDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 2:31PM EST
delta1 wrote:
got a sore throat and runny nose...may be catching a cold...


NeilMed sinus rinse. Walmart has it, and you can likely get it at any pharmacy. It works.
379. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 2:31PM EST
thanks, Bro!
380. Author: MACSDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 2:32PM EST
Oh, and gargle with warm salt water.

Salt... is there anything it doesn't kill??
381. Author: RMAN4443Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 2:37PM EST
MACS wrote:


Salt... is there anything it doesn't kill??

I love it in salted caramel and it's great in salted peanuts...Anxious
382. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 2:47PM EST
TW does salt water enemmas when he feels bad... Or so I heard... Mellow
383. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 2:49PM EST
..... Enemas, netti pot...

Honestly I'm not sure he knows what end he's flushing any more. :)

I miss two.
384. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 2:49PM EST
Damnit....
That should be TW.
385. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 3:52PM EST
Picked up an eighth of Humboldt farms classic cookies... 62% boveda pack in the jar... Classy...
386. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 3:56PM EST
Chose a sisig burrito with egg... And now getting some fancy ice cream to follow.

Gotta get all my unique food while I can. In a month it's white suburban food only for me.
387. Author: tonygrazDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 3:57PM EST
Are you buying for the cookies or the bovedas ?
388. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 4:21PM EST
Ya man...
389. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 4:22PM EST
victor809 wrote:
Chose a sisig burrito with egg... And now getting some fancy ice cream to follow.

Gotta get all my unique food while I can. In a month it's white suburban food only for me.

First and foremost, I am NOT suggesting any kind of slavery type situation... That being said, you should definitely look into bringing a Mexican or two with you when you go...
390. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 4:42PM EST
You may rue the day you suggested that... Mellow
391. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 4:48PM EST
He was my least favorite Winnie the pooh character...
392. Author: MACSDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 4:51PM EST
Opie... sisig is a filipino dish. In fact, my wife comes from the province where it originates.
393. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 5:43PM EST
Opel... That's not a bad idea.
I mean... Not for the sisig... But just to have a couple stashed in the basement to make me tacos. I'm never going to get tacos like CA.

It's so bad that I'm actually looking forward to the woman's mother coming to stay with us. She is an excellent Vietnamese cook.
394. Author: dkeageDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 5:46PM EST
opelmanta1900 wrote:
First and foremost, I am NOT suggesting any kind of slavery type situation... That being said, you should definitely look into bringing a Mexican or two with you when you go...



Soooo, you don't think that there are Mexican people living in Missouri? d'oh!
395. Author: rfenstDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 5:55PM EST
dkeage wrote:
Soooo, you don't think that there are Mexican people living in Missouri? d'oh!

LOL
396. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 5:56PM EST
living in Misery?
397. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 5:58PM EST
I'm sure there's Mexicans there... I hear they even got a couple in Canada... But they ain't California Mexicans and thems the ones that cook the best...
398. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 5:58PM EST
I'm sure there are some.
But I don't think the Mexican restaurants are cooking for the Mexicans there. Probably will end up with some really bland cheesy crap.
399. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 1/24/2019, 5:59PM EST
definitely none in Ferguson, otherwise that whole sh*tshow over Brown wouldna happened...

we all know that Mexicans don't complain no matter how bad the cops treat them...
400. Author: MACSDate: Thu, 1/24/2019, 5:59PM EST
I got 2 beer can chikens on da smoker...
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