Last April, 'bro and I did a home & home series of moochiness, known as Mooch Madness.
Well, we decided to do it again. I'll be heading north to Maine in a few weeks to mooch off him for a few days, then he'll return the favor by journeying south to mooch off me.
If yer interested, stop by and join the fun.
Oh, Maine - 9 Sep for a fistful of cigars
Virginia - 16 Sep for a few cigars more

Sounds like a good time. But Maine? "You can't get there from here."

I’ve always wanted to journey to Maine.
I spend a good deal of time in the UP MI.
They say the remote beauty is similar

Yep.
That guy William. You know Collector always seems to know where I am!

They bought the address lists from some Mormon missionaries.

You sher gotta perty mouth boy...

Well, me and bro are going bald and I have a car. We're more like "Slow & Somnolent: Watching the Grass Grow Edition"

Mooch Madness II in 3 weeks.

Got lotsa oatmeal and MD 20/20. Plenty of free parking and I'm sure that you can find spot on the lawn to camp out.

#14, 15 Sounds like you guys are a lot of fun. Move to the left coast so we can hang out. We can sit on my patio, light some good smokes and heckle golfers. Plus, best weed store around is just a mile down the street. We can go in on a Sunday, and I'll get us a 10% senior discount (55 or older, and I am 55). As for bigfoot, however, we have to avoid the deep woods here. I wear a size 14 shoe, and once in a while, the locals start tracking, thinking they are on the trail of Sasquatch.

#16 What, no mint for the pillow? Pro tip from a veteran of the criminal justice system (lawyer, not defendant), if someone invites you to the woods for free cigars, free booze, free food and money for a hotel, they aren't interested in your company. They are probably more interested in things like duct tape, your bodily orifices, and taking you somewhere where no one can hear you scream. Not these guys, just in general.

Yep, food and liquor free. But ya gotta rent the plates, utensils, and glasses.
Free cigars? All the Dutch Masters you can smoke 💨! That is until we run out.

#20 LMAO. I suppose that's one drawback to living on a golf course. Damned witnesses are always around.

#22 That you got a real purty mouth..

Won't they give you the chair for that?

Just got back from the gas station with a bunch of Dutch Masters and, for the connoisseurs among you, some El Productos, which are aging nicely on top of the refrigerator. The chairs are all plugged in and charging up. Sorry, all the gophers have been shot, but they've been prepped and are ready for the grill. The valets are on strike so you'll have to park your own car. Still plenty of lawn space, but you might want to make a reservation.

Mooch Madness II in two weeks.

Pineapple White Owls?
We only smoke the top of the line WOPs - White Owl Pineapple
Noob

Well. Considering all the bots/Soto who have said they're gonna attend, I think Christmas is safe.

Well, can't do anything but improve the flavor.

🎵🎶 I'm leaving on a jet plane
🎵🎶 Heading north to mooch again!

3 days, see ya Monday!
That is if Dorian doesn't wash us into the ocean.

Stay dry, Mando.

Step daughter had to detour around downed trees on way into work down there today...step-son is home from school. Glad it isn't as bad as it could have been, but there's going to be some hit hard close by you

And, we're gonna have fireworks on Tuesday!

Today's the day!
Leaving for the airports in about an hour, arrive in Bangor about 4:30.
Let the MOOCH begin!

if only you had a ton of great smokes and some fabulous home brews...

Send her to Florida, Mandobro's gopher burgers are to die for.

I’d have one.
And I’d feel fine.

Great cigars yesterday
Cigar Federation Eye Candy
Micallif Maduro