| 1. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 3:32PM EST | |
Shorly after joining up here, I let everyone know that I will be moving soon, so DO NOT send any packages my way. Well, after constant pressure from a crazed zombie, I agreed to accept a single RAOK, under the agreement that I would be receiving NO MORE. Well, lookie see, what do I spy on my front porch, but a lonely box looking up at me like an abandoned newborn. And then days later, another abandoned child...
STOP!!!!!!!!!!
Do not take orders from a delusional vacant eyed zombie!!!
I am not in the position to reciprocate your generosity at this moment!
I am counting down to my exodus and have all the schitt smokes that I need until I leave!
Just so we're clear -
#1 - I am a complete jackass, so anyone that even considers sending me anything has some serious judgement issues.
#2 - Any smokes I do have will be subject to the climate of the interior of my Jeep or trailer.
#3 - Any additional smokes I am sent will be housed in a climate controlled environment.
In a storage facility controlled by the OUTSIDE CLIMATE
#4 - Once I am settled in my future he11ho1e, I plan to join in on the trading and shenanigans.
Then it's game on muddafuggas! Until then, send any and all smokes to Cheno.
I will be detailing this nonsense in a picture post which probably will not be approved till Monday. But I want everyone to know, I am extremely appreciative of the good nature and generosity. THANK YOU.
There are definitely some wonderful people here!
And Frank's here too, which is nice! |
| 2. Author: Speyside | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 3:43PM EST | |
So my take is you are living out of your jeep now. Z could upgrade you to a van, at least on weekends. Stop with the redundancy. Everyone here has serious judgement issues. Fn snowflake.
IZON is low, bomb him. |
| 3. Author: csgamecock | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 3:48PM EST | |
Speyside wrote:So my take is you are living out of your jeep now. Z could upgrade you to a van, at least on weekends. Stop with the redundancy. Everyone here has serious judgement issues. Fn snowflake.
IZON is low, bomb him. That's how I took it as well! ....Don't know why he's yelling so much though, it's like he summoned RICKMAVEN or some chit! |
| 4. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 4:25PM EST | |
You say you have schitt smokes and then say you'll get back into trading. Clearly it's in everyone's best interest to upgrade you |
| 5. Author: steve02 | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 4:31PM EST | |
 Get anything good?  |
| 6. Author: gummy jones | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 4:34PM EST | |
have you considered a H.U.T. ??? |
| 7. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 4:34PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:You say you have schitt smokes and then say you'll get back into trading. Clearly it's in everyone's best interest to upgrade you NOT YET BEACHES!!!!! |
| 8. Author: USNGunner | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 4:41PM EST | |
So it would seem that an unsolicited Random Act of kindness would in no shape and/or form require reciprocity.  Especially if you had already spelled all of that out to the sender. Smoke em if you got em.  |
| 9. Author: corey sellers | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 4:46PM EST | |
Sounds like you are getting low on chitty smokes which is a good thing now everyone needs to send you better smokes |
| 10. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 4:46PM EST | |
steve02 wrote: Get anything good? Much too good for the likes of me. Will be detailed in a picture post which will probably be approved Monday. And one box had my address as the return address. Sneaky bassard. But I had Mr Jones trace it's origin to York PA. Wonder who lives near there, huh Mista Steve??? gummy jones wrote:have you considered a H.U.T. ??? Uhhhh, yeah, but it seems a little late for that... And BTW, any additional packages that show up will be stored in a worm-infested hut. So no more. SERIOUSLY. |
| 11. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 4:49PM EST | |
USNGunner wrote:So it would seem that an unsolicited Random Act of kindness would in no shape and/or form require reciprocity. Uhhhhh, yeah, from a nOObier nOOb than me??? That's just wrong... |
| 12. Author: steve02 | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 4:53PM EST | |
izonfire wrote:Much too good for the likes of me.
Will be detailed in a picture post which will probably be approved Monday.
And one box had my address as the return address. Sneaky bassard.
But I had Mr Jones trace it's origin to York PA. Wonder who lives near there, huh Mista Steve???
Uhhhh, yeah, but it seems a little late for that...
And BTW, any additional packages that show up will be stored in a worm-infested hut.
So no more. SERIOUSLY. I know nothing. But, if I did know something, I’d suspect some damn good sticks, mostly CC. But, alas, I know nothing. |
| 13. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 4:55PM EST | |
corey sellers wrote:Sounds like you are getting low on chitty smokes which is a good thing now everyone needs to send you better smokes HOLD OFF. GOT NO PLACE FOR IT. REALLY! It would be a much better welcoming gift when arriving at my new he11ho1e. And I don't deserve your generosity anyway... |
| 14. Author: USNGunner | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 5:02PM EST | |
steve02 wrote:I know nothing. But, if I did know something, I’d suspect some damn good sticks, mostly CC.
But, alas, I know nothing. LOL. Nobody ever knows Jack around here. Jack Schitt that is.  |
| 15. Author: USNGunner | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 5:20PM EST | |
izonfire wrote:And I don't deserve your generosity anyway... And who truly does deserve generosity from anyone? Truly? Let those among us that are truly deserving cast the first cigar. Because Rich is low. |
| 16. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 5:28PM EST | |
USNGunner wrote:Because Rich is low. Vince is lower.  |
| 17. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 5:55PM EST | |
csgamecock wrote:That's how I took it as well! ....Don't know why he's yelling so much though, it's like he summoned RICKMAVEN or some chit! Maybe someone could revive a thread with RICKMAVEN so I can understand the intensity of his spirit... |
| 18. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 5:56PM EST | |
USNGunner wrote:And who truly does deserve generosity from anyone? Truly? Cheno. Send to Cheno...  |
| 19. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 6:08PM EST | |
izonfire wrote:
There are definitely some wonderful people here!
And Frank's here too, which is nice! you hurt my feeling... got that from TLC. always makes me smile. |
| 20. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 6:34PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:you hurt my feeling...
got that from TLC. always makes me smile.
The THC will help you get it back. And keep the smile... |
| 21. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 6:45PM EST | |
P.L.E.A.S E.
DIVERT ALL "IZONFIRE "
ROAK's and "stiCk's" to:
GARY O'CONNER / first degree premeditated MURDERER and FBI MENS JEWELRY WEARING CLUB PRESIDENT
C/0 The J.Edgar Hoover Building
S.S.G. Division ROOM 1269 3RD FLOOR
Washington , D.C. 000007
ThEn THEY WILL all be forwarded to:
PAPA F.E.M. ( fat earinged moron)
@ Slavos NUDIST COLONY
34 KRIMEA WAY
Grobina, LATVIA 59043-SIC/FUC
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| 22. Author: delta1 | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 7:16PM EST | |
is it true that Latvian women are hairy as Sasquatch? |
| 23. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 7:21PM EST | |
delta1 wrote:is it true that Latvian women are hairy as Sasquatch? Ohhhhhhh. Me likey then. Prowlin’ in da bush... |
| 24. Author: USNGunner | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 7:22PM EST | |
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| 25. Author: USNGunner | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 7:24PM EST | |
delta1 wrote:is it true that Latvian women are hairy as Sasquatch? Can confirm. Too cold up there not to be furry! |
| 26. Author: Speyside | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 8:04PM EST | |
So you only have one feeling? I assume it relates to the tripod, since you got it because of TLC, and it makes you smile. IZON, what did you do? Or did the wordsmith forget the S? |
| 27. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 8:06PM EST | |
intentional.
Humor. |
| 28. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 8:42PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:intentional.
Humor. Singular sensitivity |
| 29. Author: tonygraz | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 9:09PM EST | |
So did you get those pineapple White Owls I sent you ? |
| 30. Author: pacman357 | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 9:10PM EST | |
OK, I don't see too good, so please correct me if I'm wrong, but is the OP saying that he has to move because zombies stole all of his cigars and we should all bomb his porch? Um...asking for a friend who also has eyesight problems. |
| 31. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 10:36PM EST | |
tonygraz wrote:So did you get those pineapple White Owls I sent you ? Those were diverted directly to Mooch Madness ll of course. |
| 32. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 10:45PM EST | |
pacman357 wrote:OK, I don't see too good, so please correct me if I'm wrong, but is the OP saying that he has to move because zombies stole all of his cigars and we should all bomb his porch? Um...asking for a friend who also has eyesight problems. EXACTLY. The Zombie needs to be bombed!!! |
| 33. Author: pacman357 | Date: Sat, 9/21/2019, 12:23AM EST | |
Then he'd be...a bombie! Thank you, I'm here all week. Please be sure to tip your waitress or waiter. |
| 34. Author: SirKnight | Date: Sun, 9/22/2019, 7:16AM EST | |
When you get settled let me know I’ll send some sticks your way |
| 35. Author: izonfire | Date: Tue, 9/24/2019, 6:06PM EST | |
OK - Monday's events were completely unexpected, so the picture posts have finally been submitted and hopefully approved soon. Too damn cool. My head's still spinnin'... |
