| 1. Author: tailgater | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 11:37AM EST | |
Today is Storm Area 51 day.
Paging Mr. Jones.
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| 2. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 11:55AM EST | |
Man, you really gotta ReAd BeTwEeN the lines, bro... he's Anti SSG-FBI. I don't recall him ever saying he was an Ancient Alien Theorist like Giorgio Tsoukalos.
https://imgflip.com/i/3b3joo |
| 3. Author: Krazeehorse | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 12:07PM EST | |
I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya. |
| 4. Author: RMAN4443 | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 12:07PM EST | |
I'll be in Area 51 Sunday morning, 4 hours prior to game time.....  |
| 5. Author: DrafterX | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 12:25PM EST | |
I heard they have CROS...  |
| 6. Author: teedubbya | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 12:45PM EST | |
No cRoS here. Ixnay on the oscray |
| 7. Author: Speyside | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 3:31PM EST | |
I imagine Drafter will be there. Anal probing and what not. |
| 8. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 3:35PM EST | |
Krazeehorse wrote:I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya. Just to know for a few moments would be totally worth it. Go ahead Krazee... |
| 9. Author: victor809 | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 3:59PM EST | |
Given that these idiots are doing something called "Naruto running" ... And given that 98.2% of the people here are allergic to running....
I'm gonna bet the overlap of cbid members to area51 conspiracy nutjobs is low. |
| 10. Author: USNGunner | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 4:47PM EST | |
Speyside wrote:I imagine Drafter will be there. Anal probing and what not. Ah, rough trade. Aliens were always kinky. |
| 11. Author: victor809 | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 4:49PM EST | |
USNGunner wrote:Ah, rough trade. Aliens were always kinky. The line between "kinky" and "willing to do it this one time so you don't call immigration" can get kinda blurry sometimes. |
| 12. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 5:28PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:The line between "kinky" and "willing to do it this one time so you don't call immigration" can get kinda blurry sometimes. immigration? I thought I was doing good with her... |
| 13. Author: delta1 | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 5:29PM EST | |
mercy |
| 14. Author: Speyside | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 6:17PM EST | |
So how do aliens immegrate? I seem to recall you and J Potts discussed this once. |
| 15. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 6:35PM EST | |
Nope...
I am currently O.N.
NIBIRU...
HURTLING TOwaRds eartH |
| 16. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 7:45PM EST | |
any chance you overshot your mark? |
| 17. Author: DrafterX | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 8:06PM EST | |
Starrider, rider, rider Take me to the stars Starrider, rider, rider Show me where you are... |
| 18. Author: pacman357 | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 9:14PM EST | |
Well, I was, until some MPs came and carted me away. Currently sitting in a cell, with my phone battery running out. That's OK...they were going to find it in my "prison wallet" anyway, as I've been advised that since I wanted to meet aliens so badly, the military is going to treat me to some sort of probe. Not entirely sure what kind, but there is a bottle of KY sitting on a desk near the cell. |
| 19. Author: tonygraz | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 9:42PM EST | |
Giorgio (I call him brownshirt) is a con artist. |
| 20. Author: clintCigar | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 10:02PM EST | |
I'm here. Tryin to get a live feed going. Reception is $hitty. |
| 21. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 10:54PM EST | |
clintCigar wrote:I'm here. Tryin to get a live feed going. Reception is $hitty. You gonna record Pac’s probing? |
| 22. Author: clintCigar | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 10:56PM EST | |
If they let him have visitors |
| 23. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 11:42PM EST | |
clintCigar wrote:If they let him have visitors Of course they do! They allow visitors from outer space. Just put on your tin foil hat and git in there! |
| 24. Author: clintCigar | Date: Fri, 9/20/2019, 11:45PM EST | |
Omw |
| 25. Author: pacman357 | Date: Sat, 9/21/2019, 12:14AM EST | |
I'm trying to play the lawyer card here. I wasn't there to storm the place, I need to see a client in custody. So far, no dice. I may be getting rusty. |
| 26. Author: clintCigar | Date: Sat, 9/21/2019, 1:11AM EST | |
I may need a lawyer. I tried to rush in on my way to record your probing |
| 27. Author: pacman357 | Date: Sat, 9/21/2019, 1:34AM EST | |
Hmmm...well, I'm not licensed in New Mexico, and that'd probably be a conflict of interest, too. I can ask around....
Wait a minute, you may have helped me find a loophole. I think that sort of probe on a lawyer constitutes practice of law. Since I'm not licensed to practice in New Mexico, I think I'm in the clear. I may need to petition a local court for a Habeass Corpass writ. |
| 28. Author: clintCigar | Date: Sat, 9/21/2019, 1:38AM EST | |
Please do. I don't wanna get probed |
| 29. Author: gummy jones | Date: Sat, 9/21/2019, 6:49AM EST | |
Me and Antonio brown are running a little late. Had to clean the Keurig. |
| 30. Author: clintCigar | Date: Sat, 9/21/2019, 9:56AM EST | |
AB in da house! Call up his trainer homegurl. |
| 31. Author: RMAN4443 | Date: Sat, 9/21/2019, 10:54AM EST | |
pacman357 wrote:Well, I was, until some MPs came and carted me away. Currently sitting in a cell, with my phone battery running out. That's OK...they were going to find it in my "prison wallet" anyway, as I've been advised that since I wanted to meet aliens so badly, the military is going to treat me to some sort of probe. Not entirely sure what kind, but there is a bottle of KY sitting on a desk near the cell. That's not for you....they have a bucket of Bacon Grease they use for the probings....Bacon Grease makes everything better |
| 32. Author: izonfire | Date: Sat, 9/21/2019, 10:59AM EST | |
gummy jones wrote:Me and Antonio brown are running a little late. Had to clean the Keurig. And AB had to rape a few more chicks |
| 33. Author: USNGunner | Date: Sat, 9/21/2019, 1:06PM EST | |
clintCigar wrote:Please do. I don't wanna get probed Oh sure, "NOW" you play hard to get. Puleeeeezzzzzeeee! |
| 34. Author: izonfire | Date: Sat, 9/21/2019, 1:37PM EST | |
USNGunner wrote:Oh sure, "NOW" you play hard to get.
Puleeeeezzzzzeeee! A couple drinks - he’ll change his tune... |
| 35. Author: clintCigar | Date: Sat, 9/21/2019, 2:16PM EST | |
Drunk probin mmmmmmmm |
