| 1. Author: pacman357 | Date: Wed, 10/2/2019, 3:40AM EST | |
Trump: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can’t be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Pence: Sea Bass.
Trump: Riiiight.
Pence: They are mutated sea bass.
Trump: Really? Are they ill-tempered?
Pence: Absolutely.
Trump: Oh, well, that’s a start.
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| 2. Author: DrChaos | Date: Wed, 10/2/2019, 3:49AM EST | |
pacman357 wrote:Trump: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can’t be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Pence: Sea Bass.
Trump: Riiiight.
Pence: They are mutated sea bass.
Trump: Really? Are they ill-tempered?
Pence: Absolutely.
Trump: Oh, well, that’s a start.
Good movie, miss the Austin powers movies. in all truth we need the military to place sniper towers every 50 miles along the border, land mines littered along the border wall, and between the sniper towers 20 mm auto turret cannon that fire at anything that comes over the wall. |
| 3. Author: fishinguitarman | Date: Wed, 10/2/2019, 8:29AM EST | |
Excellent!!! |
| 4. Author: tailgater | Date: Thu, 10/3/2019, 11:12AM EST | |
You'd be ill tempered too, if Ulf Samulson ended your career with a cheap shot.
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| 5. Author: delta1 | Date: Thu, 10/3/2019, 12:47PM EST | |
DrChaos wrote:Good movie, miss the Austin powers movies.
in all truth we need the military to place sniper towers every 50 miles along the border, land mines littered along the border wall, and between the sniper towers 20 mm auto turret cannon that fire at anything that comes over the wall. so Trump seems to have abandoned the idea of the wall...and adopted some better ideas: dig a moat and put in alligators to eat the children of the invaders so we can get rid of some cages.... sharpshooters in the towers 24/7....but they can only shoot at the legs...gotta show some mercy, even to invading rapist drug smugglers... I think Drafter and FGM would approve... |
| 6. Author: Speyside | Date: Thu, 10/3/2019, 2:06PM EST | |
You forgot DMV, he did espouse the turret idea. Actually, most of what Chaos is saying is a repeat of what DMV said. I miss DMV, I enjoyed arguing with him. |
| 7. Author: delta1 | Date: Thu, 10/3/2019, 7:21PM EST | |
lol...you got that sense too? I posted that DrChaos seemed like a bazturd kid that resulted from a one night stand DMV had with a meth head ho... |
| 8. Author: gummy jones | Date: Thu, 10/3/2019, 8:37PM EST | |
Maybe the moat can also serve as a sanctuary for a not endangered salamander species to please the environmental folks |
| 9. Author: Speyside | Date: Thu, 10/3/2019, 9:49PM EST | |
Delta, I must have missed that, but yes. |
