It's that time of year again for the secret Santa . In the past there have been some real generous Santa's so if you sign up just remember that . Send me a PM with your preferences what you like and don't to smoke and what adult beverage you like and your address . All packages need to arrive by Christmas. You need to be a active member of this forum for at least a year and have some trade credit . You don't put your return address on the box put a fake address on it . Put some kind of clue in the box as to who you are . Don't post on here that you have sent just send me a PM with the tracking number . I will try and find some old secret Santa bombs so you can see what is sent. Post here if interested.

FOGS anything I missed.

I'm in like chicken skin.

Cigarlady with all the drama you bring I don't think so

BY THE WAY THERE WILL BE NO DRAMA IN THIS PASS SO IF I DON'T THINK YOUR CAPABLE OF SENDING WHAT I THINK SHOULD BE SENT YOUR NOT GOING TO BE IN THIS

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS I DON'T GIVE A PHUG

Yep.
There’s some drama right there...

I'm game.

Snipe?

Well hell, I am in now.

you really should go for some desensitizing therapy before you move out of the forest...just so the wimmens will be safe

Nuthin makes a secret Santa more fun than a list of rules and regulations.
Glad you're not hibernating yet, ya dink
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BTW - you're new avatar is highly offensive.
You've been previously informed and you will now be reported...

I would have ended up dropping out anyway due to a couple others that said they were in after me.

This is why you're unwelcome around here...…….No one here intends to attend your pity party you brought on yourself.Do yourself and us a favor and just move on.


This has definitely put me in the Christmas spirit...…….NOW I'M IN!!!

This reminds me of the Aesop’s Fable, “The Fox and the Grapes”, or more commonly thought of as “Sour Grapes”.

Sound fun, I'm in.

WhoTF knows. Izon types the first thing out of his brains (...or what is believed to be his “brains”...) with a sharpness that cuts like the best Japanese sword.

I couldn’t decipher his comment either but guessing he’d been hitting his gifted bourbon bottles from Spey so as I used to say in my youth:

“Drunk no count.”

If we wait a bit, he’ll be back to either ‘splain hisself or give some snide comment that will further mystify us. I’m betting on the latter....

I'm in.

I got to find someone that has lots of lanceros for him

I'll be your huckleberry

I have no problem with the noobs getting involved in this but understand what is expected if you dont know pm me and I will help you

Haha! This gives me a chance to use a Busa phrase again:

U still alive?

Mostly, I think.

It's a wildlife reference. The poster said "I'm game". To which Izonfire retorted "Snipe?"

Snipes a bird. And a game that sends newbs out at night with sacks "snipe hunting", generally to humiliate and scare the **** out of.

there was even a Cheers episode about it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4LNesEcSAk

Thanks Gunr. Now me and Luke can sleep tonight.

Thanks Gunner

I’m in