TIMMY!

I see that and I think of SouthPark. Fucquin hilarious!!!

Exactly what I was shooting for.

Next question for Tim.... Do you feel like you'd rather be dead with the level of pain/discomfort?

I’m glad you’re alive, but the clocks ticking on the sponge bath stories...

Glad to see you back TW. Even if it's the narc'ed up version. Get well buddy!

Cough-hurt

No poop. Fart though

Welcome back, Tee.

Welcome back to the forum and not so much to the AFIB club.

Give 6 or 7 days.

Are you headed for a low fat, low sodium diet?

Usually happens between day 3 and day 5.

We typically start a stool softener pretty early on. Day 1 or 2.

Day 3 if nothing's come out but the farts are rolling we add in some mild laxatives like milk of magnesia. If no toots, might have an issue.

Day 4 if it's all hot air, you'll get a suppository and dulcolax orally on top of milk of magnesia every 6 hours and push for extra walking distance.

Day 5 well bust out the big guns. Mag citrate and or go-lytely. Nothing "lyte" about either of those. You're gonna gamble on a fart and lose.

TW..!!

Jones I don’t even care as long as ms Michigan or miss Saigon that bathed me inserted. Smokin hot and super cool.

Drafter

major ef`fort to type

chicks dig scars

Tell them you need the nurses in there full time to help breathing and promote blood flow.

Request a male nurse to see if you can still get an erection.

You do realize that you will just get him aroused mentioning suppositories!!!!

good to know

do you recommend hot as in spicy mustard or will warmed yellow do?

i was to be as specific as possible in my craigslist ad

Glad to see your typing is getting easier.

Farts are good. Poops are better.

However, "This too shall pass!".

Spicy.........ghost pepper mustard works best

Thanks Ron. Hope all goes well😇

I'm on dy 5. Must have Sympathy Colon for TW.

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Very disturbing