My chap IS likE A SAltnlick

Chap = CPAP VUT better

Getting settled. That one was rough

Tee....relax. Last time I was in the hospital, I remember how lonely and terrible I felt in the middle of the night. You are not alone. You got a beautiful family and a whole community of jackholes, misfits, and malcontents here that love you and are with you in spirit. Drafter says he can't wait to see your new titties and stuff. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know why you're in there.

Mane so but she is bad.

Where did you get TW's login and password, mR. JONeS?

When your day is long
And the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this life
Well hang on
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
And everybody hurts sometimes....

Posts #102 TW & #112 8TRACK....

ATTENTION A.L.L. TruMAn ghoStS !!! .. ..... . . . ..... ... .. ... . . .

Tdubbya has BRoKen dA' C.O.D.E....
PUT 24-7-365 coverage on his aZz...nOw!!!

Best way to get top notch care and waited on hand and foot?

Wait until the nurse comes in to mess with the IV's, CPAP, whatever you're hooked up to. I usually try to wait for two or three. When they're not looking at you and they adjust something, make a loud gurgling/hacking/choking sound.

The nursing staff, after they calm down, will realize that you simply need more attention and that was a desperate call for special care. Works everytime it's tried.

Pull that "devine fulcrum" bit from Catch 22. Works like a charm.

Melted down in pain for a bit earlier today. Doin better now

Was it the milkshake delivery ?

You just went through some major surgery.
It’s gonna be rough for a while.
But you’re gonna get through it

saw my wife's uncle in a nursing home friday

healthy, normal, smart, funny but terrible leukemia

so scary and humbling

praying for you

Yeah.
But only women bleed.

TW
The fact that you’re able to update us, speaks volumes of how well you are doing.

Hang in there bud. Everyday gets a little easier. Each day you will be able to do more and more.

Prayers for you brother.

They forgot to give me my pain meds last night and didn’t renew the pump. I went several hours with no pain meds. We are trying to catch back up. I’d gone backwards.

You want Frank and me should have talk at the doctor..??

Poopy.

Ideally, you have a patient advocate with you for as many of hours of the day possible. It shouldn't be that way, but mistakes REGULARLY happen in hospitals. Had it happen to both my Mom and Dad.

Disheartening (pun intended) when Joe Civilian has to be there to assure the right and left medical hands know what the other is doing.

don't lie to the boy.
do you want him to be a sissy his whole life?

he's got fuzzy...
zrx sent it to me and when it wore out it's welcome I sent it to tw!

for some reason, he opened the box in front of his mother. Hilarity ensued.

Praying for a deuce 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Well, pooping is good.

This is harder than I expected