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Danm’s Coons: Look Out, It’s a Tarp! 500
251. Author: Gene363Date: Tue, 10/27/2020, 10:04AM EST
MACS wrote:
Well... um... I think you need to rethink what it means to take a day off. Take a note from the MACS' book of laziness and spend an entire day in a recliner... In and out of consciousness while the TV drones on in the background.

Get up when you're hungry or when ya gotta pee.

My name is MACS, and I support this message!


My major accomplishment for yesterday, though I didi manage to finish reading one book.
252. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 10:39AM EST
Counted the raccoon bodies on the compost pile. My count is off by 1. Body count is 6.
253. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 10/27/2020, 10:41AM EST
rfenst wrote:
No! Carry out.

good point, that will still be available.
hope a Thai or Viet place is an option, much prefer.
254. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 10:43AM EST
MACS wrote:
Well... um... I think you need to rethink what it means to take a day off. Take a note from the MACS' book of laziness and spend an entire day in a recliner... In and out of consciousness while the TV drones on in the background.

Get up when you're hungry or when ya gotta pee.

My name is MACS, and I support this message!


Agreed, but I'd add you also gotta get up to replenish the beer mug.
255. Author: Smooth lightDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 11:05AM EST
They say I'm"LAZY"....I say

"BUT IT TAKES ALL MY TIME"

Oh yeah, it's cool
256. Author: MACSDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 11:08AM EST
danmdevries wrote:
Agreed, but I'd add you also gotta get up to replenish the beer mug.


You do that when you pee. Gotta be economical with the movements, bruh...
257. Author: MACSDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 11:09AM EST
frankj1 wrote:
good point, that will still be available.
hope a Thai or Viet place is an option, much prefer.


Yeah... Thai and Viet broads are hot.

Wait... what are we talking about? Anxious
258. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 11:15AM EST
I don't disagree with the sentiment, but I'm getting laziness advice from one guy who's retired but working full days plus overtime and another who works virtually nonstop projects around the homestead. Ya hypocrites!
259. Author: Plowboy221Date: Tue, 10/27/2020, 11:30AM EST
SOB! Parked at the hotel in the same spot at least 20/30 times. Still forgot about the drop off on the edge of the concrete and bent my bumper 🤦🏼‍♂️. Luckily it wasn’t worse I suppose.
260. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 12:00PM EST
Wife shot another squirrel from the kitchen window.

One of these days I'm gonna make squirrel stew. She kills enough of them.

Packed the crock pot with kraut n sausage n stuff.
261. Author: Smooth lightDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 12:19PM EST
Thai and Viet broads are hot,press your shirt with out takings it off(really flat chested)
262. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 12:39PM EST
Poutine for lunch.

Extra crispy fries, smoked pork butt, cheese curds, green onions, and a ladle of leftover pork gravy.
263. Author: deadeyedickDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 12:40PM EST
Robert Kraft wrote:
good point, that will still be available.
hope a Thai or Viet place is an option, much prefer.
264. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 10/27/2020, 12:57PM EST
I have no defense!
Neither does his team this year.
265. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 1:06PM EST
MACS wrote:
Well... um... I think you need to rethink what it means to take a day off. Take a note from the MACS' book of laziness and spend an entire day in a recliner... In and out of consciousness while the TV drones on in the background.

Get up when you're hungry or when ya gotta pee.

My name is MACS, and I support this message!


Yes, this guy gets it.
266. Author: rfenstDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 1:06PM EST
8trackdisco wrote:
Yes, this guy gets it.

Then why even get out of bed?
267. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 1:07PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
Counted the raccoon bodies on the compost pile. My count is off by 1. Body count is 6.


That rules you out as an election worker next week.
268. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 1:09PM EST
rfenst wrote:
Why even get out of bed?


For food.

Get up early, four egg gyro omelet, and back to bed you go.
269. Author: Stogie1020Date: Tue, 10/27/2020, 1:09PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
Poutine for lunch.

Extra crispy fries, smoked pork butt, cheese curds, green onions, and a ladle of leftover pork gravy.


That sounds amazing, yes please. Now I am drooling (as I stare down the same turkey sandwich I always bring for lunch...).
270. Author: HockeyDadDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 1:21PM EST
8trackdisco wrote:
That rules you out as an election worker next week.


Or it makes him perfect for the job!
271. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Tue, 10/27/2020, 1:46PM EST
Made corn cakes with a new (to me) medium grain cornmeal... and a scoop of bacon fat... kids didn't like the chewy texture from the bigger bits of meal... wife and I loved it...

First PT appointment this afternoon, ortho appointment Friday...
272. Author: Gene363Date: Tue, 10/27/2020, 3:07PM EST
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Made corn cakes with a new (to me) medium grain cornmeal... and a scoop of bacon fat... kids didn't like the chewy texture from the bigger bits of meal... wife and I loved it...

First PT appointment this afternoon, ortho appointment Friday...


Sounds delicious! Have you ever tried heating up a little bacon grease in a cast iron skillet before pouring in the batter? It makes the bottom extra crispy.
273. Author: Ram27Date: Tue, 10/27/2020, 5:27PM EST
Evening folks. 😉
274. Author: deadeyedickDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 6:10PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
I have no defense!
Neither does his team this year.


The best defense is a good offense so you could take that.
275. Author: PalamaDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 6:20PM EST
deadeyedick wrote:
The best defense is a good offense so you could take that.


Offense sells tickets. Defense wins championships. fog
276. Author: rfenstDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 7:41PM EST
rfenst wrote:
USPS delivery is terrible the last several months around here. It is even worse when it delivers Rx from a pharmacy just 15 miles from here. Used to get it by FedEx in 2 days. Now FedEx delivers to USPS. It takes 7-10 days from there. The mailman has also been as late as 5:00 5:30pm and sometimes skips a day. Hope it gets its crap together around here. Lots of people from all over central Florida are complaining.


Home mail delivery by truck to mailbox at 6:55pm. It's gotta suck being being the postman delivering in the dark.
277. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 8:08PM EST

Evan Williams on a Tuesday night. Desperation.
278. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 8:36PM EST
Night before work, gotta stay up.

But I'm ready to go to bed now...
279. Author: MACSDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 9:30PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
I don't disagree with the sentiment, but I'm getting laziness advice from one guy who's retired but working full days plus overtime and another who works virtually nonstop projects around the homestead. Ya hypocrites!


Hey, whoa... I negotiated no Saturdays, no on call and only 3-4 days a week, man.

But yes, I'm a hypocrite. My wife tells me all the time that I do what I call other drivers a-holes for... damn her.
280. Author: DrafterXDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 9:45PM EST
You want Frank and me should have a talk with her..?? Huh
281. Author: MACSDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 10:06PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
You want Frank and me should have a talk with her..?? Huh


She'll probably make you some food and stuff...
282. Author: BuckyB93Date: Tue, 10/27/2020, 10:13PM EST
Can I tag along?
283. Author: DrafterXDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 10:24PM EST
MACS wrote:
She'll probably make you some food and stuff...



Well, we prolly can't help you then... Mellow
284. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 10/27/2020, 10:50PM EST
BuckyB93 wrote:
Can I tag along?

I wish you would.
Sorry about going after you on another thread a few minutes ago. Took out some stuff on ya and you deserve better from me cuz we're friends.
285. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 10/27/2020, 10:51PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Well, we prolly can't help you then... Mellow

what do you mean "we", paleface?
286. Author: DrafterXDate: Tue, 10/27/2020, 11:29PM EST
I heard she's a good cook... cannolis be damned.. Mellow
287. Author: danmdevriesDate: Wed, 10/28/2020, 12:32AM EST
HHD Ram n dudes
288. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Wed, 10/28/2020, 6:19AM EST
..... here.
289. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Wed, 10/28/2020, 6:41AM EST
Morning, humpers
290. Author: tonygrazDate: Wed, 10/28/2020, 7:50AM EST
Happy National Chocolate Day.
291. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Wed, 10/28/2020, 8:18AM EST
tonygraz wrote:
Happy National Chocolate Day.


Dark Chocolate Matters.
292. Author: MACSDate: Wed, 10/28/2020, 8:51AM EST
Top o' the mornin' mofos.

It's frickin' cold outside! 45 degrees!
293. Author: danmdevriesDate: Wed, 10/28/2020, 9:28AM EST
Went to bed around 0600, was dozing off in my chair so it was time to go to bed. Slept hard for an hour and a half and woke up.

Gonna be a long day.

Checked the raccoon traps, nothing in them this morning. Body count stays at 6. I tripped all the traps closed cause I'm not gonna be diligent in checking them during my work week.

294. Author: Ram27Date: Wed, 10/28/2020, 9:39AM EST
Rocky Raccoon lives another day.


Greetings and HHD fellow 500 members. ram27bat
295. Author: MACSDate: Wed, 10/28/2020, 11:21AM EST
Ram... dudes...

296. Author: Ram27Date: Wed, 10/28/2020, 11:42AM EST
MACS....
297. Author: corey sellersDate: Wed, 10/28/2020, 1:44PM EST
MACS ... Ram ... and gang...
298. Author: Gene363Date: Wed, 10/28/2020, 1:48PM EST
I dust git bak frm the nintiest, she xtractd a toof to prep for an implant.
299. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Wed, 10/28/2020, 2:01PM EST
A breezy 44. Off to the dentist in a bit.

Hope I remember how to put pants on.
300. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 10/28/2020, 4:39PM EST
holy cannoli
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