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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea ?
1. Author: jespearDate: Thu, 1/28/2021, 12:49PM EST
Celtic Bomber never had a garbanzo bean on his face ! OhMyGod
2. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 1/28/2021, 1:17PM EST
YIKES!!!


once over the shock, I plan to use this, with other targets, of course.
3. Author: Gene363Date: Thu, 1/28/2021, 1:21PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
YIKES!!!


once over the shock, I plan to use this, with other targets, of course.



+1 But what ever makes some folks day. Anxious
4. Author: CelticBomberDate: Thu, 1/28/2021, 1:31PM EST
I'm a moron... I was like what? Stared at the screen while scratching my.... well anyway.. 30 secs goes by and I decide to take a sip of coffee and DING! It clicks and I snort coffee. I actually said out loud to my cat, because I'm home alone... That's usually $50 extra. I then giggled for 5 minutes while i changed my shirt.

To give you the added gift of a peek inside my head. When I sat back down I was about to watch a video when a thought slowly drifted through my head.. What IS the difference? So, I wound up googling it. They're the same thing. Chickpea comes from it's Latin name and Garbanzo comes from it's Spanish name,

Heh.... Chickpea... That's funny!
5. Author: jespearDate: Thu, 1/28/2021, 1:41PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
YIKES!!!


once over the shock, I plan to use this, with other targets, of course.


YOU were definitely on my list of possible targets.
6. Author: fiddler898Date: Thu, 1/28/2021, 3:14PM EST
Ceci!
7. Author: teedubbyaDate: Thu, 1/28/2021, 3:21PM EST
oddly I have had a garbanzo bean on my face.
8. Author: ZRX1200Date: Thu, 1/28/2021, 3:25PM EST
Not surprised.
9. Author: teedubbyaDate: Thu, 1/28/2021, 3:29PM EST
I woke up and it was there. I'm not sure what really happened. I just moved on.
10. Author: Stogie1020Date: Thu, 1/28/2021, 3:49PM EST
Mmmmmm...... Hummus.
11. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 1/28/2021, 3:55PM EST
so...that means CelticBomber eats live chickens? Gross...
12. Author: ZRX1200Date: Thu, 1/28/2021, 3:57PM EST
Only if they taste like babies
13. Author: Smooth lightDate: Thu, 1/28/2021, 5:00PM EST
Chicks today Gonzo is tomorrow...
14. Author: izonfireDate: Thu, 1/28/2021, 7:08PM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
Only if they taste like babies

I heard he preferred aborted fetuses... Think
15. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 1/28/2021, 8:26PM EST
jespear wrote:
YOU were definitely on my list of possible targets.

nothin' says love like having a chickpea on your face.
16. Author: tonygrazDate: Thu, 1/28/2021, 10:23PM EST
I grew them in the garden one year.
17. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 1/28/2021, 10:28PM EST
Pods..?? Huh
18. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 1/28/2021, 10:30PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
nothin' says love like having a chickpea on your face.


Better in your mouth.
19. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 1/28/2021, 10:51PM EST
I'll choose to believe you.
20. Author: Smooth lightDate: Thu, 1/28/2021, 11:37PM EST
Golden Shower ...100 dollar special you kinky perverts.
21. Author: BuckyB93Date: Fri, 1/29/2021, 12:29AM EST
teedubbya wrote:
oddly I have had a garbanzo bean on my face.


I thought that was a mole. It was like an eye magnet on Vherf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QrBxWcBXow
22. Author: danmdevriesDate: Fri, 1/29/2021, 12:36AM EST
Told this joke to my wife but I made the punchline "I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

She wasn't amused.
23. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Fri, 1/29/2021, 6:48AM EST
You just can't teach sense of humor unfortunately
24. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 1/29/2021, 6:53AM EST
I’ve told it to two people. Neither got it. One started to argue that they were the same thing. It was like talking politics in here.
25. Author: CarsonTheCatDate: Fri, 1/29/2021, 8:08AM EST
jespear wrote:
Celtic Bomber never had a garbanzo bean on his face ! OhMyGod


Daaaaamn......Now THAT is friggen HILARIOUS!!!
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