1. Author: SirKnight | Date: Fri, 1/29/2021, 1:46PM EST | |
So I read how to do an at home COVID test a few days ago.
Since the Mrs wasn’t feeling well thought what the heck give it a shot. Laying in bed I farted and pulled the covers up over the wife’s head, sure enough she smelled it and got fighting mad. I explained that it was good that she could smell it and she should sleep easier knowing she doesn’t have the virus. Needless to say that explanation fell on deaf ears. I was relieved though in more ways than one. |
2. Author: delta1 | Date: Fri, 1/29/2021, 8:54PM EST | |
lol...the old "here, smell this" test |
3. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 1/29/2021, 8:56PM EST | |
Fat broads live longer than the guys who tell them they're fat... |
4. Author: clintCigar | Date: Fri, 1/29/2021, 9:11PM EST | |
Ingenuity at its finest there. |
5. Author: CheapPrick | Date: Fri, 1/29/2021, 10:34PM EST | |
SirKnight wrote:So I read how to do an at home COVID test a few days ago.
Since the Mrs wasn’t feeling well thought what the heck give it a shot. Laying in bed I farted and pulled the covers up over the wife’s head, sure enough she smelled it and got fighting mad. I explained that it was good that she could smell it and she should sleep easier knowing she doesn’t have the virus. Needless to say that explanation fell on deaf ears. I was relieved though in more ways than one. Don't be too relieved, "deaf ears" is a covid trait. |