Yeah, it's hard enough typing no arms, but then compound dyslexia into the mix...man that's just messed up.

I heard Doc is a mighty Bonaphone player. Or was it the Skin Flute? Maybe he just plays with his organ. You need a big organ to play in a cathedral.

That's what I type with!

Nice! See, now that's how it's done. Once again, LMAO @ Doc!

Besides I don't really have dyslexia...I'm just lazy!

Now come on Sketcha, bass players are the most humble of all musicians. We don't do bass solos. Especially if they involve more then three notes.

No Dr. I'm a rhythm guitarist turned bass player. And I don't have blond hair. I'm 6'2" and I have long gorilla arms. So the bass suits me just fine.

Why do bands have drummers?

To translate for the bassist

What's the best thing to play on a bass?

Solitaire.

There was a certain bartender who was quite famous for being able to accurately guess people's IQs. One night a man walked in and talked to him briefly and the bartender said, "Wow! You must have an IQ of about 140! You should meet this guy over here." So they talked for a while about nuclear physics and existential philosophy and had a great time. A second man walked in and soon the bartender has guessed about a 90 IQ for him. So he sat him down in front of the big-screen TV and he watched football with the other guys and had a hell of a time. Then a third man stumbled in and talked to the bartender for a while. The bartender said to himself, "Jeez! I think this guy's IQ must be about 29!" He took him over to a man sitting at a little table back in the corner and said, "You might enjoy talking with this guy for a while." After the bartender left, the man at the table said, "So what kind of bass do you play?"

Oooh! Ouch!

Good work plabonte.

Pla, when's the gig with Peter Gabriel?

You guys made my day!!!!!!!!

I dont get that last one...

I read it again and I still dont get what that has to do with drummers!

Thats OK, it relates to bass players.

Dr., Peter Gabriel was on 6/26 but I didn't get to see him because my wife got sick at Summerfest (the music festival where we and Peter were playing). To much booze and ice cream.

Dr., Peter Gabriel was on 6/26 but I didn't get to see him because my wife got sick at Summerfest (the music festival where we and Peter were playing). To much booze and ice cream.

That's too bad. I was really looking forward to hearing your opinion of his live performance.

what is the difference between a dead snake in the middle of the road and a dead trombone player in the middle of the road?

The snake was on his way to a gig.

What is the difference between a Saxophone and a chainsaw.

Vibrato.

And architect, a scientist, and a drummer were arguing over who had the smartest dog. They decided to lock each dog a room with sticks to see what they could do with them.

The architect's dogs was able to construct a two story condo.

The scientist's dogs discovered a way to covert the wood into gold.

The drummer's dog showed up two hours late, knocked up the other two dogs, and wanted to know where his check was.

So this drummer dies and goes straight to Hell. He hears this incredible music, opens a door, and finds Stevie Ray Vaughan and John Entwhistle jamming away, and with no drummer! He jumps on the kit and starts playing, and it's three non-stop hours of the best music he's ever heard, let alone played.

During a break he says, "Look, here I am playing with the greatest guitar player and the greatest bass player in the world, and playing better than I ever have before. How could this possibly be Hell??"

Stevie said, "We have a girl singer."

Madonna?

Oh Rick. You have no idea how bad that one hurts. The bitch!