1. Just like in music, white and black.
2. A bad word for a place where people who voted for Dubbya like to park their heads.
3. Um....Papa?
4. I don't know, but it's really small.
5. Sleepy, Dopey, Smiley, Boffo, Biff and Ralph.
6. 5 Members of the gangster family, The Vegas.
7. Mr. Habano?
8. On the bottom of the page, where it says "signature here".
9. One stubbed out in your "good eye".
10. Yosemite Sam. Bugs Bunny was always calling him a Maroon.
11. Was I supposed to help you move? Dude, I'm sorry. Are you done, or do you want me to come over Saturday?
12. The Lewinsky Cabinet Maduro.