The flip-flops say "smells like couture" (it's some sort of Juicy Couture crap...)
The problem isn't quantity.... it's cost. She doesn't buy inexpensive shoes... ever. Her sandals have to be name brand, her tennis shoes have to be name brand (who the hell buys Coach tennis shoes???? she does. with snake-skin on the side....(black on the right)...)
http://www.shoebunny.com/images/dolce_gabbana/dolce_gabbana_gladiator_sandals.jpg
Yes. She has a pair of those. Yes, she used to wear them out on our dates all the time.