For those of you who live at an apartment complex on the 2nd floor or higher, you have a predicament as you have already stated. But I hear that if your pee stream lands on your designated parking spot than you are still in the good.

Not now, if I did it would go straight into my pool and the water would turn purple - EWWWW!

I don’t have a back porch.

Nope , just the front porch...at my cabin

Not recently, it's cold outside.

When I had a garden, I'd pee in it if I was doing yard work and nature called (not out in the open though). Healthy human urine is rich in nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium. Plants like that stuff. You don't just concentrate it on a single plant. Wave it around to spread the wealth.

I've been known to make yellow snow too in trying to sign my name but usually don't have enough to get past my first name (a downside of having a last name with 14 letters in it).

Indeed I do piss off the porch

No comment.

I would, but don't, for obvious reasons.

Frankie Tripod

More old thread shenanigans.

I have, but I quit drinking so I rarely find myself in situations where I need to pee in strange places.

If I need to pee outside I just find a tree in the woods.

Absolutely….whenever possible,

although now that it’s gotten colder… Not quite as much. LMAO

Or course. Isn't that what a back yard is for?

I don't have a porch... but sometimes when I let Tank out to pee at night, I have to pee too. So we both pee in the back yard.

I've thought about while cooking at the grill/barbecue in a corner of the backyard...but we have two story houses all around and I wouldn't want to be caught hanging out...I see my neighbors occasionally while out for walks...