potts why do I sense when you walked into that room you lowered said levels three or four points...

WT.

#16 That point has not been lost on me. However, I figure

A. Whatever it is, it can't be good.

B. Especially if it's aimed at me.

C. The fact that I can picture you at a computer, cackling like a madman, for reasons I don't yet understand, is highly unsettling.

I have that effect. It's like strobe lights and epileptics.

"I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days."

BASTID!

OOoOoooooOOOOOOoooohhhh you got me good. I was afraid to open the damned box. You know why!

Man, you smacked me good.

I'd get even with you, but I know you don't want the kind of cigars I get. I think I'll hit a noob some day, maybe include a WOP or three and tell them it's from you.

Did I mention BASTID? OK.

This made my day...

WT.

Glad to hear it. I was afraid it would end mine. I was thinking of having my employee who quit on her first day of vacation open it for me when she returned. I was listening for ticking sounds...tapped it a little to see if any suspicious white powder fell out, etc.

LOL.

LMAO!

Well... at least you got the joke!

Funny as hell, wasn't it!?? (I thought so)

I do not desire, nor require anything in return. That's what an RAOK is. If you want to smack the taste outa some newb's mouth... be my guest, but it'll be from you.

Okay... THIS is what was so funny.

I sent that rotten, criminal defense attorney, rat bastid pacman357 a few cigars.

The funny part was... my return address was:

Tapout

98.2 cigar lane

LMAO!!

C'mon... that's some funny ****!

Yeah. That's funny.

I agree.

WT.

That is pretty funny. Even I laughed at that!

Good one MACS. That's fun knee right there. I thought you were about to cop to being the homobomber.

#30-31 Yup, you had me going. I admit someone helped me realize it may not have actually been from tapout, too. Caught me in the middle of a busy day, and we get office supplies (and some cigars) shipped here. Didn't think twice about it when my assistant brought the mail in...then I saw it and had an "oh crap" moment.

Understood about the RAOK. It's either the way I was brought up or it's the OCD. I'm buried at work, but I'll pass the love along when I get a chance.