Not an ounce of athletic ability.

Unless you count pouting your lips and arching your back.

Hey, arching your back can be extremely strenous...especially if you haven't been warmed up properly...

I'd rather pull a groin muscle than throw my back out anyday...

The uniforms are fine, but I think we need to start a fund raiser to get those poor girls in the middle some cleats...I know that must have been the first thing that you guys spotted as well, huh?

I'm allergic to grass.........Marla

DAMN,can I get some help carrying my balls...

Sorry, most female athletes are much less attractive than this... Round women, yum...

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Are they looking for a shower boy to hand out towels.

cigarsmokin
GB

Yum-yum!

I bet the team name is "The Cameltoes"

lol @ Marla....they don't have any shoes on in the middle row...how funny! I guess the breast implants ran this studio over budget and they couldn't buy shoes for the second-string players. And I could swear that one in front is Jen Aniston

Soccer? how can you tell it's a soccer team? Cleats? Do any of them even have feet? I couldn't see any. Uniform? Oh yeah!!

Now that is what I call a well rounded team!!!
(I wonder if they will do the cheerleaders, I'm in!)