Nothing to "fret" about

A "bridge" blocking my view

I like to "fork tuner" her

"Body" and "neck" all the way

I'd like her on my "pickup"

Those are some nice guitar "knobs"

I like to get her in a "three way switch" off

I have said it before....but worth repeeating....looks like an old girlfriend of mine.

Yes, I have had a few.

wow, ducati.....you must be a real cool guy...

"I have said it before....but worth repeeating....looks like an old girlfriend of mine."

What? Same shoes?

It moved .....Seriously!

^ ... this is coming from the same man that saw Jesus while staring at a dogs a-hole last week ...

I wanna be a mouthbra!

Looks like this gal from down the street that used to come over all the time. She said she didn't have a boy friend. Who was I to doubt her...: She knew her way around a hum buckler.

Oh my...oh my, my...

to hell with Texas, god bless silicone!

^To hell with Texas? WTF Chief?

Goat would strum it !

Strum my 12 string!

Topped

That lQQks like it belongs to Coop.