I was on a cruise and I needed a cigar bad.

I have a friend, went on cruise. He ALWAYS wears shorts.
On 'Dress-up' night, he put on shirt, tie, jacket, and shorts. they wouldn't let him in. He offered $20 bribe, no; he offered $50 bribe, still no. So, having brought no slacks, he went back to cabin and put on one of his wife's dresses.
They let him in.

remind you of anyone ?

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All of the top salespeople get a nice trip every year. In March it was a cruise to the Bahamas. The pic was taken after taking advantage of the open bar and before the awards ceremony with the CEO. So, I was trying to "focus".

hey, this thread really grew..

Looks a lot like AndyTV

His eyes are dreamy...

You look like the kind of guy that works as a Sales Trainer at an insurance company.

Good to put a name and a face together.

Marc, I think I heard of you.
Did you ever go by Marc "needle sausage" Palanzo?

Gee you shore gots a purty mouth

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re 28:

You freaked me out a little. I work for a huge insurance company and have spent the last 6 months training new sales people.

Hey Mark...


I wish I had as much hair as you...



wheel,,

Marc, see the kind of trouble you created?
If you'd only had a better tie-knot..

LOL! Good for you for posting a pic of self, and taking all the gaddam flak!!

BTW....Term or Whole...?

(don't answer)

Marc

Don't let em get you on the knot, as that is the old traditional four in hand knot.....stylish anytime and the only knot I will use on a tie.

Charlie

AAhhhhhhhHHHHAAAHHHHH!!!!! TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK!!!!














I keed, I keed... you're no uglier than the rest of us clowns here.

Re: Chief

Neither, auto.

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