Of course the people you take to the hospital are the ones who have done something wrong. When you make the mistake, you kill them and bury them in the woods, right?

Man, don't they teach you guys anything at the police academies any more?

BTW, I wouldn't think you could compare your experiences and those of your co-workers with all LEOs. You folks could handle things quite differently than those outside the circle of folks with whom you associate. Additionally, having worked in a tough town (Tacoma, WA...the armpit of the state) and in a rural area, it seems to me that the nature of the job for a LEO in the inner city is quite different from that of someone who works in a rural area.