They also have to be into spanking.

Well, that's what I heard...

#12

you just described the perfect woman.....

nine

Truth be told, when it comes to just down and dirty sex, I would rather bang a 40 yr old than a 20 yr old.

Yeah that description was better den an ice cream smootchielatta !

This is some funny stuff. BTW, I met Mrs. Pacman when she was working as an investigator intern at the public defender's office I was working at (yes, I'm presidential material, I was banging the intern). Dated a former swimsuit model when I was in law school, too...she was a year behind me, 37 and I was 24. She still looked great, BTW. Not long before that, dated a woman who was working at a Nordstroms...she was 35. Lest I be accused of a fetish, however, I have dated younger women, too. Frankly, I think there are far fewer games with most older women, they seem to be more interested in sex, and we often have some common tastes in such things as music (although none I've dated ever like the heavy metal I dig, it's mostly the classic rock). I wouldn't say it's a fetish of mine...but I'm definitely a fan. At 45, if I were single, I'd still be open to the idea (besides, I've been getting some of that good AARP buying power, with discounts at motels, restaurants, etc.!). Big hair and lots of makeup would almost certainly scare me away, however...that's usually someone with baggage.

One downside...she's going to retire before I do, and she'll finally have time to see how many cigars I have stashed all over the house.

Over 40, I think!

There is a cougar formula. Courtesy of (I think) MrsHay, or boileremt, or MrsSledn, or somebody who pays closer attention than I do.

Half the woman's age plus 7 years.

So, a woman of 40 is NOT a cougar unless the object of her attention is under 27.

^from the numbers and the formula, me thinks you concocted this one yourself dart hustler.

#27 Dammit, you're going to make me do math...

OK, let's see we got married in 1995...carry the one...

yeppers, I married a cougar.

As Jerry Jeff Walker say's in the song...

I like my women just a tad on the trashy side

When they wear their clothes too tight

and their hair is dyed.

too much lipstick and too much rouge

get me excited

leave me feelin' confused

Yeah I like my women and my music just a little bit wild

'..Half the woman's age plus 7 years. ..'

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Nope. That is the Cosmo formula for determining the maximum age or the opposite sex when it comes to dating.

I'm 44, subtract 22, add 7 = 29.

Meaning the lowest age woman I could date with still having reasonable chance of success would be 29.

Of course my wife might be against it.

Re #30.

Wasn't that Confederate Railroad? Or was JJW in that band?

Worked construction in Miami, had a young kid working with us. He was always late, and in trouble with the boss. One day he shows up late, pulls right into the middle of the construction site with his new Corvette.

Tells us that he met an older woman, and that he moved in with her and she bought him a new Vette. I asked what he was doing there, he said he was going to tell the boss to shove his job.

Ran into him on another job a couple of months later, no Vette. I asked him where the Vette was, he said the 'older' woman had caught him with a younger woman, at the same time, kicked him out, and took the Vette back.

^Some people can't keep from farking up a good thing.

Once dated an older woman who had money. She was a stockbroker. Trouble was, she spent every weekend entertaining clients. No kidding, I never got to see her on the weekends. Finally got tired of sitting on the back burner. Never even got to get out on her sailboat.

Probably flat-broke like many stock brokers now. Yeah, that's it.

Debated on posting here, but what the h#ll...I have dated two women older than I am, my last GF was 45, I was 32. We had a great time together, although in that situation, I paid the bills. Not really the "cougar sitch." Now I'm 34, and my new/present/awesome GF is 46. She owns the house and property where we live. I make more money, but she HAS more money, and has made it clear if times get tough for me(real concern lately, job in the construction field, economy in the crapper for the mo'), I would not need to worry. We've known each other for @14 years, and never thought of each other as viable options, both married, yada yada...until 2 years ago when she got divorced( I freed myself @ 2 years before that...). After 2 years, this gig is still rockin'!!

Goes to prove, you NEVER know what will work out for you, unless you try new things with an open mind. We both are enjoying the time. Age is very much a state of mind...

And the sex is off the hook. Dayum. This country boy learned a thing or two and ain't too proud to say it...

bummer- never had that dream come true. had a few opportunities when i was younger, but i was too immature to recognize that safe falling on me...

damn i passed up a good thing....

nine