[quote=ZRX1200]Just started....but last year would probably be my daughter:
"Dad your fat. But it's o.k. because you're just a little fat."[/quote]
Teach her to say "full figured," LOL! Try working with kids all day - they have NO internal editing!
"You have a padded lap." (......aw, hell - I can live with that!)
"Your breath smells like poop!" (coffee-breath, honey - I'd grab an Altoid, but everyone in the room will want one, too!)
or, my my favorite:
"MS. B - WHY DO YOU HAVE A WHISKER? (I grew it special, just for YOU, sweet-pea. Has anyone ever accused you of being too subtle? Yeah - I didn't think so.)