Son, nothing is ever beneath my intellect. You should know that by now.

Come on guys, cut cbc a break. His fingers are no doubt calloused from his last nine days of "self gratification" for his new c/c.

JFK = Peace Corps.

Clinton = Americorps.

His Excellency Barack (Idi Amin) Hussien (boy wonder) Obama = SS-Panzergrenadier-Division Totenkopf.

The Black Shirts made the trains arrive on time.

The No Shirts worked at Chippendales.