I throw an annual event. Every invitee has another name(s).

-Jerry Atrick

-Lon Moore

-Will Palaver

-Gene D. Phect

-Siemon Dawner

-Moe Lester

-"Shy" Ann Boatie

-Pete Moss

-O. R. Gazzem

-****** Hedd

-****** Byder

-Eaton Crowe

-Rick Shodd

-Phrade Knotts

-Mark Salot

-Rich Mann

-Newt Erd

-Horace Schitt

-Barry Cooder

-Gil Knett

-Art Teeste

-Wright Frenley

-Kahn Mann

-Otto B. Schott

-Pete Zahutt

-Perry Skope

-B. A. Goodboy

-Johnny C. Nyle

-Phil LeRupp

-Art Paynter

-Ben Jackinoff

-Warren Knout

-A. Brandon Shipp

-Chane Ledder

-Dan D. Lyons

-Ernest Munny

-Connor Sewer

-Rick O'Shea

-N. U. Endo

-Turner Luce

-Bert Kahntrol

-Justin Hale

And yes, the women have names too.

-Sally Mander

-Alma Knack

-Mandy Torre

-Jenny Rader

-Mag Pye

-Flo Ressant

-Della Gates

-Candy Lopes

Forgive my sarcastic sense of humor. Most of these I dreamed up. Some I found.

Just spotted another good one. Local paper had an engagement announcement, Jesse Weewei is getting married. I don't care how you pronounce that, it's going to get pronounced "wee wee" your entire life if that is your name.

http://12.104.73.60/displayads/celebration_results.cfm?adid=206143026 

Oops. OK, Weewie. Still same problem. Just had the spelling slightly off.

two doctors that I have actually met:

Dr. Cutting

Dr. Slaughter

My wife's doctor's name is Savage. That's right, she goes to Doc Savage.

If anyone has any new ones, post them here. I can always use some more.