I agree it sounds like the Taliban how ever in this case these are the womans rules not mine. I just dont argue with it. cj

wanyburger
"granted neither of us enjoy kissing since we both taste like ashtrays, but hey a small price to pay for such luxury" how can you enjoy a cigar and not like the taste of your wife's lips? doesn't make sense.

Rick ... you take things way to literally! Some folks do like to joke around a bit ...:^)

So, kiss the dog. That's what I do.

Laughing me 'ead off 'ere!!! This tread is the funniest one for months!!!!!!!!!!

Don't knock it, if you haven't tried it! Just open your mouth and let your dog lick the whole inside.
Nothing like it.

why stop there???

I don't have a dog. I do have a cat. Only I don't DARE ask what you want me to do with it.

Hey Elleson,

She Got A Sister?

My appologies to the forum police. I actually grossed out Howard Stern once. He said I could never be on his show again. Just so you know what you're dealing with!!

She has 2 sisters. Both are taken and dont quite live by the same standards. But here brother is available. cj

Uh, I'll pass on that brother.

Did you remember the name of those rocks that home depot sells that eliminate odors??? Please give me a name....Thanks in advance, Freddie Watt