hd74inches
Saturday, March 7, 2009 6:14:00 PM
ROFL I thought that was jr. high stuff, but you guys kill me!!! 😎
andytv
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Saturday, March 7, 2009 6:17:00 PM
denim is best for this.
dup
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Saturday, March 7, 2009 6:18:00 PM
the thought of putting an open flame near my rear exit has never crossed my mind.

saw it in a movie ( but that's hollywood ) I believe it was Hollywood Knights with Tony Danza.

for those that think of doing it.....make sure it's a fart that's coming out , or use a real cheap lighter you don't mind throwing away.

and have some tissue handy!

those wet ones can be messy !!

pacman357
Saturday, March 7, 2009 6:19:00 PM
In over 45 years on this planet, the fascination of seeing flames shooting out of one's ass is a fantasy that has heretofore previously and consistently escaped my fancy.
andytv
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Saturday, March 7, 2009 6:20:00 PM
^that's because you are a girl!
mtgmt
Saturday, March 7, 2009 7:40:00 PM
oh boy

mt

ducati996
Saturday, March 7, 2009 7:48:00 PM
#20

oxydation of methane should make the eco nazis happy.

you do know they think cow farts will end the world

ducati996
Saturday, March 7, 2009 7:49:00 PM
i am proposing a pilot light on the ass of every cow in North America....i am selling those pilot lights,btw
jackconrad
Saturday, March 7, 2009 10:03:00 PM
Fartmobile
desperado
Saturday, March 7, 2009 10:30:00 PM
the title got me to look in here.

i'm stupid that way!

good grief

pacman357
Saturday, March 7, 2009 10:47:00 PM
#25 Well, that's troubling. None of my clothes will work for me now, and I only have a few shoes. Give me your charge card, I need to go shopping.
Mattie B
Sunday, March 8, 2009 10:22:00 AM
I've lit many farts. It does no harm to your clothing and I've never had to deal with a burned butt.

Y'all should give it a try.

The best was in a casino buffet a few years back. It was about 2am and only a few folks where eating. We were on a bachelor party and things got a bit crazy. I leaned back in the chair, picked my legs up, and THARRRR SHHHHEEE BLOOOOOOOWS.

We laughed the rest of the night.

TRY IT!!!!

pabloescabar
Sunday, March 8, 2009 10:26:00 AM
you was drunk, you didn't feel a thing did'ya...
Mattie B
Sunday, March 8, 2009 11:12:00 AM
You are right Pablo, I was drunk that time. However I have lit them sober and no harm done.
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Monday, March 9, 2009 8:23:00 AM
... the proper and safe way to light a fart is to start with an old wet t-shirt .... and a clump of vaseline ...

... slice/cut a small hole in the shirt, soak it in water, place it carefully over your arse ... align the holes .... apply the vaseling to your own hole throught the t-shirt hole ... and you are ready to begin ...

... use a long (fireplace) match ... let rip and laugh ... the wet t-shirt (if properly placed) will prevent you from burning your butt and the liberally applied vaseline will protect your bunghole ...

... any redneck should have known this ...

probuilt
Monday, March 9, 2009 8:32:00 AM
Jimmy

I shutter to think what ever the hell you are talking about. Just say no!

Andy I swore I would ignore this juvenile thread but I must admit I looked, and looked again. Made me feel a little younger.

And so it goes.................

andytv
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Monday, March 9, 2009 8:36:00 AM
I just made a note to remind myself never to accept an invite to Jimmy's "wet t-shirt" party.
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Monday, March 9, 2009 8:41:00 AM
^ ... you need to read the other Fart post ...
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Monday, March 9, 2009 8:42:00 AM
... and don't forget the Marbles joke ...