knokmdwn
Sunday, March 8, 2009 7:03:00 AM
If you are planning of going hunting (or fishing) on her birthday, lay subtle groundwork at least 10 months in advance.

It's worked for 3 years now. Either that or she just has her boyfriend over. Either way works for me!

wvwa34
Sunday, March 8, 2009 7:14:00 AM
always brush your teeth ,BEFORE applying your hemoroid medicine........
wvwa34
Sunday, March 8, 2009 4:46:00 PM
tryin for a lil new life.......
Smashed247
Monday, March 9, 2009 1:21:00 AM
Sup, Bros.
Ram27
Monday, March 9, 2009 3:53:00 AM
^Looks like YOU azzhat!?!
borndead1
Monday, March 9, 2009 6:18:00 AM
Never assume that the guy on the shift before you did his job properly.
Ram27
Monday, March 9, 2009 6:50:00 AM
Flush........
ScottHar
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 11:18:00 AM
Teach your kids about money when they're young! (e.g. "If we invest $100 today, by next week we'll have a total of $40!")

ScottHar

JHC
  • JHC
  • Herf-A-Holic
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 11:32:00 AM
Invest in beer....you can always turn in the cans for money.
wvwa34
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 4:13:00 PM
always be aware of the guy w a pencil in his ear....
andytv
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 4:15:00 PM
don't eat yellow snow
8trackdisco
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 4:20:00 PM
Always back into a parking spot when you are going to a bar. You rarely leave a bar soberer than you arrived.
xibbumbero
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 4:22:00 PM
Never get into an argument w/your S.O. B4 dinner or sex. X
Slimboli
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 4:23:00 PM
When ever you're trying to find something ...

... it always ends up in the last place you look.

8trackdisco
Tuesday, March 10, 2009 4:27:00 PM
Stereotyping isn't always correct. But it is quick, fun and easy.
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