... maybe Obama will donate his seed to the women of America and we can have, by science and within a handful (no pun intended) of generations, a more stable socioracial breeding program ...
... then, when he's fixed all of our problems, we'll be able to determine and know in advance of who can give birth to another welfare baby ...
... and that's a simple process ... I vote that we just start using our currently available scratch-off lottery tickets to control the "Pregnancy Program".... if you purchase a "winning ticket" ... then you will qualify for free healthcare for you and your new baby ... they'll take you in a nice, relaxing room (again free)... insert the turkey baster ... get you pregnant with only the best government approved sperm and, just to be fair - give you 6 fertilized eggs to make sure one takes ... set you up in a new, fully furnished home (again - FREE!) ... you'll automatically qualify for Welfare - yep - tax FREE... you'll get a FREE city/bus transportation ticket ... your telephone & utilities - of course - FREE ... and enroll you in a (yep free) healthcare program with no co-pays ... and because you won the lottery here, it's U.S.D.A. special sperm, and the government wants EACH child to have a mother and a father, well ... you'll get to PICK whomever you want to pay child support to you ... and yes, you'll even get a FREE Attorney !!!
- and to ensure that ANYONE can participate in this "Special Lottery" ... well ... it wouldn't be completely fair unless everyone has a way to purchase tickets now, would it? Duh ... yep, you guessed it ... "We Accept Food Stamps" will be proudly displayed at each and every convenience store in America ...
... didn't win? Don't worry ... just call your local Child Welfare office and DEMAND a "free" copy of:
"It worked for me!" written by Nadya Suleman
... inside here, you'll find ALL of the ways that the system can work so you don't have to!!
... don't worry America ... Hope & Change have arrived!!!
