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Dude, you listen to radio stations that would stoop to actually playing Rick Astley tunes.
That, right there, is the biggest reason to avoid Miracle Whip.
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be like Ron
Don't let them eat Miracle Whip and drive them automatic trucks
Make them be doctors and lawyers and such
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be like Ron
They'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love