agctribefan
Monday, June 8, 2009 1:58:00 PM
"sit on my face and tell me that you love me!"
djk
  • djk
  • Herf-A-Holic
Monday, June 8, 2009 2:16:00 PM
If I eat one more bite I will burst.
richokeeffe
Monday, June 8, 2009 2:26:00 PM
And Jojo wins. But you have to ask yourself who the three are. Well the other two. Any bus drivers for Jojo??

rich (underscore) okeeffe at hotmail dot com

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King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.

Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Brother Maynard: Amen.

All: Amen.

King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.

Galahad: Three, sir.

King Arthur: Three.

jojoc
Monday, June 8, 2009 3:00:00 PM
tis against my better judgment, but

EMS

richokeeffe
Monday, June 8, 2009 3:22:00 PM
jojoc, EMR.
TFW
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  • Enthusiast
Monday, June 8, 2009 3:42:00 PM
Rich, that was a great idea and a lot of fun.

Congrats jojo job well done.

Russiancrusher
Tuesday, June 9, 2009 11:20:00 AM
" Burma"

"What you say Burma for"

"I paniced"

rem_boileremt
Tuesday, June 9, 2009 11:43:00 AM
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

Riding through the land

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

Without a merry band

He steals from the poor.

And gives to the rich

Stupid bitch.

Silly Rich, I fart in your general direction!

bowling4puros
Tuesday, June 9, 2009 1:02:00 PM
Bring out your DEAAAAAD!

I feel fine!

-You're not fooling anyone

DaQueenBeez
Tuesday, June 9, 2009 1:07:00 PM
Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

The plumage don't enter into it - It's stone dead!

Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

bowling4puros
Tuesday, June 9, 2009 1:14:00 PM
^

LOL...this Parrot ceases to BE!

DaQueenBeez
Tuesday, June 9, 2009 1:16:00 PM
Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the

first place was that it had been NAILED there.

Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and

VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

"VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

DaQueenBeez
Tuesday, June 9, 2009 1:18:00 PM
and my most recent favorite:

It is my belief that these sheep are laborin' under the misapprehension that they're birds. Observe their behaviour. Take for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field on their hind legs (off-screen baa-ing). Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as plummet.