Pepsi One. Just one calorie, as the name hints, and it tastes a lot more like regular soda than Diet Pepsi. Good stuff. I go through a bunch of that and Diet Mountain Dew Code Red.
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"1. Pepsi, both diet and regular, is too sweet." Hmmm. All this time I thought I actually liked it. Apparently I now must stop liking it.
"2. Pepsi provides millions to fund some of the more radical gay causes." So? Is it contagious? I mean, I'm happily married for 14 years as of July 4. I don't feel gay. Never had any homosexual experiences (well, aside from reading a couple of threads on the CBBB). Am I going to wake up one day suddenly feeling fabulous?
"Nothing against gays but their attacks on hetros...." LMAO. Yeah, you're a low-down dirt-sucking, scumbag pinko. But I don't mean that in a bad way.
"...and the family unit have put me firmly against them..." Uh-huh. Unit...firmly. Can anyone BESIDES Dr. Freud see the latent homosexuality in that post?
"...and I’m sorry but I don’t want our children exposed to seeing this out in public, much less on TV." This? This what? You have people screwing in public where you live? Or drinking Pepsi? Both?
"Took my family to a open air concert..." But enough about the White Power rallies...
"...and there were a group of them making out and dry humping right in front of us." We warned you not to go to Barry Manilow concerts.
"I don’t think kids should see this from hetros much less homos." Right. These kids shouldn't grow up with any hang-ups. "Your body is a dirty, filthy thing."
"In any case Pepsi is the number one provider of funds to these gay causes." Citations, please. Even if you got this from the Department of Statistics Pulled Out of My Ass, which frankly would be pretty ironic.
"Don’t buy their products unless you think 2 guys making out in a prime time TV commercial is OK." I drink the product because I like it. I have DVR and a remote, so I don't see many commercials. Of course, you're free to obsess over whatever you wish.