Wheel, have you ever thought about Boobs Anonymous? Just like an alchoholic, all things in moderation. Like you say, boobs are everywhere...no escaping them. You just have to take them in in moderation, don't obsess. They are, in and of themselves, not bad per se. Just keep them in perspective, be a casual admirer...I know it's tough, but this is the cross we bear as red-blooded males. With a little help, I know you can do it.