dude! hurry! rub some tobacco on yourself!

... crushed walnut shell powder mixed with glycerin ... warm it on the stove ... low heat for 2hrs ... stir often ... let cool to 100 degrees and then apply liberally all over the body - including face, scalp, ears, etc ... let solution remain on skin for about 15 minutes and then shower with soap & water adn then dry off as usual... 'stain' will darken pigmentation in skin for about 2-3 weeks ...

Threadjack alert...Scott, I just finished "Ancient Aliens" on DVR...so you're a UFO nut eh? No boobs in this one, quite atypical. Seriously, good and interesting show on History.

... threadjack off; we now return you to the original post...

Robert, ya' ever hear of a "ping"??? It generally does a better job in getting a specific post to any one individual...

... just saying ...

#54 Ha! Just how long do you think a bag of gummi bears lasts around me? Especially in my main office, where employees also love them?

Might as well threaten to torch my bell bottoms and pony tail.

^... what on earth are you still doing up???

64.

Jimmy, considering the title of this thread is Ping **ScottHar** I figured I was somewhat in the right place.

^ ... ok, I'll give you that much ... LOL

robertknyc--

Thanks, man. That was a fun show to work on. I wouldn't necessarily describe myself as a "UFO nut," but when a network asks if I'd be interested in producing a two-hour special on a topic, I can usually get interested pretty quickly.

(History is actually considering it as a possible series. That'd SERIOUSLY help with my quest to win -- at least -- the steak knives.)

P.S. "ScottHar is SUCH a meanie for not letting Jimmy play fairy tale football," etc.

^... you're going to need those steak knives to fend off the angry mob when the mini-MOAB touches down ...

... you were warned ... and they 'could' have been yours ... or Wheel's or any one of the other "chosen few" ...

... it should hit at anytime now ...

^"Angry mob" of FFL guys? I could fend them off with a spork.

ScottHar

... dunno about that ... I hear that Wheelrite hold a particular fondness for 98.2% of the cigars that are enroute to the target ... and he did win last year ... had you not rejected me like your mother rejected you, they could have been his ...

... a Bald headed, wrinkled angry Texas Midget with a Boob Fetish is not something you want hiding under your bed ...

Noon has come and gone with no cigars from Jimmy... sigh

... yes it has ... on the East Coast ... 🙂

- tracking # still has not updated from yesterday either ... I've already called 2x and there is no updated status from when it was dropped off yesterday !!!

... go on TJ ... talk some more smack ... don't wimp out now like the others already have ...

I'm not talking smack. I'm just jacking with you. I hate all of these **** in this league as well because they wouldn't let me play either.

LLUVIA just posted a picture of the bomb I assume you are referring to. Nice selection.

^ ... yep - I just saw it come up and posted a list of "what" is in there - she'll just have to count how many of each .... looks like I sent 31 sticks total...

... and if Scott had let you & I play ... all of these could have been yours ...

thank you, jimmy