Rico, I could be wrong, but I believe that it was Rudyard Kipling.
blood
I believe Mark Twain said, "I would trade my slave for a good Havana smoke". Oh wait, that was Idi Amin.
mark twain
No matter how nice the *ss, how cute the face, or how big the rack ....
.... somebody, ... somewhere, ... is already sick of her sh*t ... LOL
- Jimmy
Doc
I know a bad cigar better than anybody else; I judge by the price only; if it costs above five cents I know it to be either foreign or half foreign, and unsmokeable. By me. --Mark Twain's Letters
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking. --Mark Twain's Speeches
Fritz