WHA???????
Let's review...
"It’s going to be a bad game to watch."
I couldn't WAIT to go to an 8 year old's birthday party so I wouldn't be NEAR a tv after having to watch most of that game!
"The Bucs have glaring holes in the D."
No linebacking...no rush attack...weak safety.
"Nobody to throw to."
M. Clayton 5 93 18.6 47 0 0
J. Stevens 4 41 10.3 17 0 0
K. Winslow 5 30 6.0 19 1 0
A. Bryant 2 29 14.5 30 0 0
S. Stroughter 3 25 8.3 13 0 0
D. Ward 2 21 10.5 14 0 0
B. Clark 1 17 17.0 17 0 0
M. Stovall 1 13 13.0 13 0 0
B. Askew 1 4 4.0 4 0 0
C. Smith 1 3 3.0 3 0 0
"A pro QB with the longest release time in the NFL."
On one play, I went to the kitchen to grab a beer and make a sandwich and when I comeback to the living room he STILL hadn't thrown the pass!
"No offensive line."
This if you're gonna gig me on anything...THIS is it...they actually hung in there and gave Sir Speedy the extra time he needs to wind up ol' Betsie and let 'er rip.
"A new kicker."
He missed 2 field goals.
"A new coach."
Well, a new HEAD coach. His playcall was JACKED up! His time management was JACKED up! He fired his Offensive Assistant? He's going to run out of people to fire by Week 8!
"A new new offensive coordinator."
Yeah, with 3 preseason games a pro team thought it could bounce the guy calling the plays and toss in a QB coach and nobody would miss it.
"and NO more Double Nickles anymore commanding the D."
"Its going to be a Dallas beatdown."
It was.
"The only way Dallas loses this game is if they throw it."
The way Homo was throwing in the 1st half...I thought they were trying to throw it!!!
"I want to watch this game to see how Morris coaches, but I just can’t watch bad football. At any level. Especially the NFL."
Somewhere around the late 3rd Quarter I pulled my truck into the garage and closed the door. I left the motor running. It hit me that all those years of living up in Detroit and having to put up with mediocrity on NFL Sunday...that I'm going to have to watch the Bucs grow testicles on national tv. My only savior is a blackout from not selling the place out!
