"We're on TV. Make the kiss look real."

Come on pass me your gum , or we'll never be able to qualify for the next Fear Factor.

"We both have them all so fooled!"

I've got your wmd.....

".... and he still hasn't learned how to pronounce 'nuclear' yet...."

Starting tomorrow I will be posting the most brilliant daily qoutes of all time......and, ya know whats scary? They actually came out of the man's mouth!

...Bushisms that is.

Wow the next President, and vice president of the USA.

I picked you 'cause Bill told me "It's the Hair, Stupid"

I hear the Who, (singing) Feel Me... Touch Me...