#58 LMAO

#55

I can learn to resist

Anything but temptation

I can learn to co-exist

With anything but pain

I can learn to compromise

Anything but my desires

I can learn to get along

With all the things I can't explain

I can learn to resist

Anything but frustration

I can learn to persist

With anything but aiming low

I can learn to close my eyes

To anything but injustice

I can learn to get along

With all the things I don't know

You can surrender

Without a prayer

But never really pray

Pray without surrender

You can fight

Fight without ever winning

But never ever win

Win without a fight

I can learn to resist

Anything but temptation

I can learn to co-exist

With anything but pain

I can learn to compromise

Anything but my desires

I can learn to get along

With all the things I can't explain.

“coffee whose beans were partially digested and then pooped out by some sort of wildcat” SOUNDS better than it tastes...

ScottHar

How does eating anything that came out a cat's ass sound appealing to begin with?

:-)~~

-JT

Follow the instructions on your Rx bottles...Especially the one about "operating heavy machinery."

1. Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

2. If your erection last more than 4 hours, cosult the advice of your physician.

3. A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

4. If you can stand the heat...It's time to put that cigar out.

5. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Never spray Easy-off (oven cleaner) on aluminum foil!

If you really feel the need to start a sentence with "Not to insult you, but..." --

Don't finish the sentence.

ScottHar

Scott,

Not to insult you, but...

Don't argue with a woman -- there are only two outcomes:

1) You lose the argument.

2) You "win", in which case, you REALLY lose the argument.

It wastes a lot of time and energy. Just know in your heart that you're always right, and keep doing what you want with the babysitter.

Good luck!

ScottHar

never take laxatives and sleeping pills at the same time

Don't eat yellow snow!

If you and your co-workers are going to celebrate at the end of a good week, make sure you throw all the "empties" in the boss’s office trash can!

[burp]

ScottHar