i can relate to all this but i've had worse addictions

RussellKaufman:

Basementador??? Your whole post was a total hoot. LMAO. Never funnier.

KV

Answer to the "Casket-ador" question...

Yes it can be done, and you can have it in less than a week!

Both Batesville and York Casket Companies make custom caskets, "for a nominal fee," of course.

SO, if cost is no issue, you can have one made, store your cigars in it now, and your loved ones can store you in it later!

I'll be your C-Bid sponsor. I'll take you through the 12 C-Bid steps...maybe along the way you'll have a CBid "spiritual" awakening.

Everyone should have a basementador or at least a hangerador.

I hear you can buy caskets at Costco now! Such a deal!