38 - Letter? What letter? Do you mean the Cbid Crybaby Report that SOMEONE sent out with pacman's name on the return address? THAT letter?

You know...I can't help but think.....

"Frog" is a colloquialism for "Frenchman/woman." Almost one tenth of the population of France is Muslim - in fact, France has the largest Muslim population in Western Europe. How many of those are Taliban? Hmmm? Might "the frog" be an infiltrator? A Taliban agent? A SPY??? Has your friend at Homeland inSecurity investigated THAT? HMMMMmmm???

WATERBOARD THE FROG!

I considered that. However, being 1/8th French, I realized how ridiculous that would be. The perpetrator would have already surrendered by now. I have exempted the French from this inquiry.

As for Coop's attempts at misdirection, I love a good mystery. It's part of the reason I've worked in criminal law for so long. One thing I've learned in that process, not coincidentally, is the more someone attempts to point blame elsewhere, and the more ridiculous the attempts, the more likely it is they are guilty.

I'm recommending him first for waterboarding. Next will be electric shock to the genitals. I admit, however, that latter measure will mostly be for amusement purposes.

My track record with lluvia, BTW, is clear...I sent her an RAOK months ago, with my name and correct return snailer on it. I have no motive to alter my MO if I were to send her another RAOK.

BTW, lluvia, I can't recall if I ever asked or you ever told me...how did you like those chai tea cigars? One of the few flavored cigars I enjoy. Wish they were still making them. Talk about a flavor bomb.

7 & 8 - Frog says the 3 words were:

"Enjoy! Love, Cooper."

hi pac- they were good...but very sweet...so I had to smoke them with coffee

they smelled great!