A smack on her ass during sex ?

wheel,

^ that's called spanking, which is not same as striking

^ And they have cat o nines to help with that

^ Tru dat!

Cat o nines ?

Naw,,

Nothing better than a red hand print...

Chicks love it..

wheel,

1. Author: Rut-Ro!

Never back out of an invitation to road-trip to CFest!

Never poke a badger in the eye with a frozen herring. They hate that (sadly, I had to find out the hard way).

"their fat and psychopathic wifes would thrash them within inches of their lives"

what... no one else picked up on that? 🙂

^my guess is that these folks have a problem with education.

^We don't need no education.

#14 It actually never ocurred to me to buy p0rn while out of town. Then again, I realized that having been married for 15 years, and travel not being a big part of my work, I haven't traveled by myself any serious distance for many years.

Upon reading your post, however, I think there would be a lot more fun ways to rid oneself of the mags before returning home. You know how many motels and hotels put papers outside of the doors to rooms early in the morning? Someone always to either be sleeping in or have left early...

Well, just slip the mag in someone's morning paper. Surprise!

^ a fun and hilarious gag until someone's 8 year old picks up the paper first and the police start trying to investigate who exactly was trying to entice said minor with pornography...

Look Mommy there'a an Airplane up in the sky...

wheel,

#32 Hey! I told you, I was never formally charged.

OK...I admit I didn't think the plan out very thoroughly. Guess I will have to ruminate on motel p0rn more before acting.

26^ uh, Did I say I was actaully able to go?

Haaaaaa........

Is the invitation still open?

Haaaaaaaaa.........